Crank/Crank 2

**Kane Knight** · 03-19-2011, 09:32 PM

I can't remember the last time I watched a movie/series so goddamn stupid and enjoyed it this much. The scripts are stupid, the plots are worse, and half the cast chews the scenery like the bastard offspring of Fignuts and Lara Emily.

And yet, Crank was badass from start to finish. The end made a sequel seem stupid, and they took that and ran with it. And so you get a boss whose brother is a floating head on life support. Statham fucking his girlfriend on the track of a horse race for STATIC ELECTRICITY. And a dude cutting off his own nipples in pennance.

That's some fucked up shit.

03-19-2011, 09:32 PM	#1
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	Crank/Crank 2 I can't remember the last time I watched a movie/series so goddamn stupid and enjoyed it this much. The scripts are stupid, the plots are worse, and half the cast chews the scenery like the bastard offspring of Fignuts and Lara Emily. And yet, Crank was badass from start to finish. The end made a sequel seem stupid, and they took that and ran with it. And so you get a boss whose brother is a floating head on life support. Statham fucking his girlfriend on the track of a horse race for STATIC ELECTRICITY. And a dude cutting off his own nipples in pennance. That's some fucked up shit. �There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old�s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.� --John Rogers