The United Paper Bags of TPWW (The UPB of TPWW): **UPDATED cabinet positions on page 1 only**

[The Naitch]

The United Paper Bags of TPWW (UPB of TPWW) President: Nervous Ferret (First Black Prez) Vice President: The Naitch __________________________ Secretary of State: The Jayman Head of Secret Service: Volare Secretary of Space Exploration & Cross-dimensional relations: Ultra Mantis Secretary of Treasury: XCaliber Secretary of Defense: Shadrick Attorney General: SlickyTrickyDamon Secretary of the Interior: Flash Funk Secretary of Agriculture: Vastardikai Secretary of Commerce: mhirn3 Secretary of Labor: djoutcry Secretary of Health and Human Services: Secretary of Education: Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Secretary of Transportation: Secretary of Paper Bags: Smelly Meatball Secretary of Energy: BizarroKing Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Secretary of Homeland Security: Shaved Monkey Chief of Staff: Ermaximus Secretary of State for Culture, Olympics, Media and Sport: Mike The Metal Ed Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency: Director of the Office of Management and Budget: Ambassador to the United Nations: DAMN iNATOR VSG by direct orders from El Presidente United States Trade Representative: