Need a top heel on SD? How about a blast from the past?

**Wondermouse** · 05-26-2004, 09:06 PM

WWE needs a new top heel for Smackdown, this isn't exactly a secret. JBL's impersonatres DiBiase on the mic but Virgil in the ring. WWE seems intent on bringing back big gimmicks (Martel, UT, DiBiase), so why not the greatest and coolest gimmick that ever stepped into a WWE Ring?

Evil Doink.

Wait, stop, don't leave, I'm being serious here. Evil Doink was awesome, because everyone hates clowns, and Spanky the Clown didn't exactly do much to help that image.

It's a pretty flexible thing. Take a decent worker with decent charisma that you're not using, and stick him in a clown suit. Turn the evilness up to 11 and watch it go. You could go with a guy like Jamie Noble, relying in his quickness and smarts to screw with everyone. Hell, bring on a few of the Minis from AAA who are fucking awesome and have them be Dink and Donk and Drunk or whatever.

Have him terrorize EVERYONE. This is some Joker type shit, absolutely terrifying.

And the best part?

He'd whip out the fuckin Stump Puller.

I'd mark for this, and I'd look forward to watching SD to see it. I mean, I know people who look forward to RAW mostly to see what the hell Eugene will do next; why can't this be the same?

05-26-2004, 09:06 PM	#1
Wondermouse Cactus died for your sins Posts: 1,002	Need a top heel on SD? How about a blast from the past? WWE needs a new top heel for Smackdown, this isn't exactly a secret. JBL's impersonatres DiBiase on the mic but Virgil in the ring. WWE seems intent on bringing back big gimmicks (Martel, UT, DiBiase), so why not the greatest and coolest gimmick that ever stepped into a WWE Ring? Evil Doink. Wait, stop, don't leave, I'm being serious here. Evil Doink was awesome, because everyone hates clowns, and Spanky the Clown didn't exactly do much to help that image. It's a pretty flexible thing. Take a decent worker with decent charisma that you're not using, and stick him in a clown suit. Turn the evilness up to 11 and watch it go. You could go with a guy like Jamie Noble, relying in his quickness and smarts to screw with everyone. Hell, bring on a few of the Minis from AAA who are fucking awesome and have them be Dink and Donk and Drunk or whatever. Have him terrorize EVERYONE. This is some Joker type shit, absolutely terrifying. And the best part? He'd whip out the fuckin Stump Puller. I'd mark for this, and I'd look forward to watching SD to see it. I mean, I know people who look forward to RAW mostly to see what the hell Eugene will do next; why can't this be the same?