Matt Hardy is the greatest guy in history, he's about to hit a chestnut treeee

[Theo Dious]

Originally Posted by MATTHEW HARDY "When the side windows glass smashed into my face, arms, & neck, some of the blood that did felt almost angelic. I went from being afraid to die to feeling like I was almost being reborn with some sort of an ABSOLUTE PURE LIFE-FORCE. It was the most amazing thing I've every experience, I felt like I'd just received the blood of an angel flowing inside me-I know this sounds crazy! Due to these, I only have urges to help people. And miraculously, all my vices are gone. Amen Friends, MATTHEW"!

Makes sense now, all the crazy internet shit, and now the esoteric references to his blood. Hardy wants to be the Charlie Sheen of wresting.