Things you can be sure will happen in a tag match

**Gerard** · 05-28-2004, 12:57 AM

Things you can be sure will happen in a tag match (unless its a 3 minute squash)

1. The beaten down face has been pummeled for around 5 minutes, will be barely able to move but is quite able to bounce upto the top rope or attempt a power move on his opponent with it usually ending in disaster.

2. When the afore mentioned beaten down face eventually makes the tag if his partner is in trouble soon after he will usually be able to come in and hand out a shitkicking despite the fact 30 seconds earlier he could barely move.

3. The usual beaten down face makes the tag but the referee doesn't see it, but when the beaten down heels partner comes in and claims he made the tag the referee will of course let it go.

4. When the fresh face is in the ring he will run riot over everyone, then be half paralysed by a kick to the back after attempting a pinfall.

additions to this are welcome:

05-28-2004, 12:57 AM	#1
Gerard Tongue my Fartbox Posts: 5,363	Things you can be sure will happen in a tag match Things you can be sure will happen in a tag match (unless its a 3 minute squash) 1. The beaten down face has been pummeled for around 5 minutes, will be barely able to move but is quite able to bounce upto the top rope or attempt a power move on his opponent with it usually ending in disaster. 2. When the afore mentioned beaten down face eventually makes the tag if his partner is in trouble soon after he will usually be able to come in and hand out a shitkicking despite the fact 30 seconds earlier he could barely move. 3. The usual beaten down face makes the tag but the referee doesn't see it, but when the beaten down heels partner comes in and claims he made the tag the referee will of course let it go. 4. When the fresh face is in the ring he will run riot over everyone, then be half paralysed by a kick to the back after attempting a pinfall. additions to this are welcome: NIGGA GRABBED MY BOOB!