The Worst Gimmicks in Wrestling: Round 1

**BizarroKing** · 05-25-2012, 08:50 PM

So we begin our tourney of 64 horrifyingly or hilariously bad gimmicks in professional wrestling, as chosen by you, the members of the TPWW Omniverse.

Each round will be randomized via the randomizer. In case of a tie, then both will simply advance but hopefully we won't have a whole lot of ties.

here's a look at the 1st round. Some of the gimmicks i explained a bit for some who may not remember or know about them. Be sure to vote for whoever has the worse/sillier gimmick in your eyes for them to advance to the next round.

The Goon (hockey player) vs Black Blood (masked executioner)
Lord Tensai (Japanese A-Train) vs The Yeti (giant mummy in toilet paper)
Duke �The Dumpster� Drose (garbage man) vs Glacier (WCW's Subzero knockoff)
Simon Dean (Nova as a fitness guru) vs Big Josh (friendly lumberjack)
Janitor Jim Duggan (self-explanatory) vs The Mountie (again, somewhat self explanatory)
Phantasio (wrestling magician with a mime get-up) vs Stuttering Matt Morgan
Mr. America (Masked Hulk Hogan) vs Xanta Klaus (Santa's Evil bro)
Se7en (Goldust as Uncle Fester the pedophile) vs The Gobbledy Gooker
Farting Natayla vs Chaz, Woman Beater
The Taylor Made Man vs Avatar (Al Snow under a mask)
TL Hopper (plumber) vs Beaver Cleavage (Chaz/Mosh as the Beaver)
Kwee Wee (gay hairstylist/tailor...i think) vs Freight Train
Shockmaster vs Dean Douglas (wrestling professor/dean)
Aldo Montoya (Portugese Man O' War with a jockstrap mask) vs Battle Kat (masked man with a cat mask)
Tiger Ali Singh (foreign Ted Dibiase) vs Nailz (prisoner)
Johnny B. Badd vs Max Moon (space man)
The Fat Chick Thriller vs That 70's Guy
Renegade (Warrior knockoff) vs PN News (friendly fat rapper)
Oklahoma (JR ripoff) vs Who (Jim Neidhart under a yellow mask)
Ryback vs Arachnaman (Spider-man parody)
Bastion Booger (disgusting hunchback) vs �A Real Man's Man� Steven Regal
Mantaur (fat cow man) vs Heidenreich
The Boogeyman vs The Booty Man
Issac Yankem DDS vs Hornswoggle
Meat (part of PMS and wrestled in tighty whities) vs Leif Cassady
Oz (Kevin Nash) vs The Zombie
Papa Shango vs Ta-Gar: Lord of the Volcano
Shinobi (Al Snow as a ninja) vs Bob �Sparkplug� Holly
Eugene vs The Red Rooster
The Funkasaurus vs The Maestro
Chris �Champagne� Kanyon vs Yellow Dog (Brian Pillman under a yellow mask)
Handicap Match: Man Mountain Rock (rock star) vs The Ding Dongs

View Poll Results: Who do you want to move on to the next round? Who has the worse gimmick?
The Goon vs Black Blood: The Goon wins	17	65.38%
The Goon vs Black Blood: Black Blood wins	6	23.08%
Lord Tensai vs The Yeti: Tensai wins	2	7.69%
Lord Tensai vs The Yeti: Yeti wins	21	80.77%
Duke "The Dumpster" Drose vs Glacier: Dumpster wins	18	69.23%
Duke "The Dumpster" Drose vs Glacier: Glaicer wins	5	19.23%
Simon Dean vs Big Josh: Simon wins	14	53.85%
Simon Dean vs Big Josh: Josh wins	8	30.77%
Janitor Jim Duggan vs The Mountie: Janitor Duggan wins	18	69.23%
Janitor Jim Duggan vs The Mountie: Mountie wins	4	15.38%
Phantasio vs Stuttering Matt Morgan: Phantasio wins	13	50.00%
Phantasio vs Stuttering Matt Morgan: Morgan wins	9	34.62%
Mr. America vs Xanta Klaus: Mr. America wins	7	26.92%
Mr. America vs Xanta Klaus: Xanta wins	16	61.54%
Se7en vs The Gobbledy Gooker: Se7en wins	3	11.54%
Se7en vs The Gobbledy Gooker: Gooker wins	20	76.92%
Farting Natayla vs Chaz, Woman Beater: Natayla wins	18	69.23%
Farting Natayla vs Chaz, Woman Beater: Chaz wins	6	23.08%
The Taylor Made Man vs Avatar: Taylor wins	4	15.38%
The Taylor Made Man vs Avatar: Avatar wins	18	69.23%
TL Hopper vs Beaver Cleavage: TL Hopper wins	11	42.31%
TL Hopper vs Beaver Cleavage: Beaver wins	12	46.15%
Kwee Wee vs Freight Train: Kwee Wee wins	16	61.54%
Kwee Wee vs Freight Train: Freight Trains wins	5	19.23%
Shiockmaster vs Dean Douglas: Shockmaster wins	19	73.08%
Shiockmaster vs Dean Douglas: Dean Douglas wins	3	11.54%
Aldo Montoya vs Battle Kat: Aldo Montoya wins	7	26.92%
Aldo Montoya vs Battle Kat: Kat wins	14	53.85%
Tiger Ali Singh vs Nailz: Singh wins	7	26.92%
Tiger Ali Singh vs Nailz: Nailz wins	15	57.69%
Johnny B. Badd vs Max Moon: Badd wins	4	15.38%
Johnny B. Badd vs Max Moon: Max Moon wins	17	65.38%
The Fat Chick Thriller vs That 70's Guy: Fat Chick Thriller wins	13	50.00%
The Fat Chick Thriller vs That 70's Guy: That 70's guy wins	8	30.77%
Renegade vs PN News: Renegade wins	9	34.62%
Renegade vs PN News: PN News wins	10	38.46%
Oklahoma vs Who?: Oklahoma wins	15	57.69%
Oklahoma vs Who?: Who wins?	5	19.23%
Ryback vs Arachnaman: Ryback wins (YEP YEP YEP!)	4	15.38%
Ryback vs Arachnaman: Arachnaman wins	21	80.77%
Bastion Booger vs "A Real man's man" Steven Regal: Booger wins	19	73.08%
Bastion Booger vs "A Real man's man" Steven Regal: Regal wins	5	19.23%
The Boogeyman vs The Booty Man: Boogeyman wins	9	34.62%
The Boogeyman vs The Booty Man: Booty Man wins	12	46.15%
Mantaur vs Heidenreich: Mantaur wins	19	73.08%
Mantaur vs Heidenreich: Heidenreich wins	3	11.54%
Issac Yankem DDS vs Hornswoggle: Issac wins	15	57.69%
Issac Yankem DDS vs Hornswoggle: Hornswogle wins	9	34.62%
Meat vs Leif Cassady: Meat wins	13	50.00%
Meat vs Leif Cassady: Leif Cassady wins	8	30.77%
Oz vs The Zombie: Oz wins	12	46.15%
Oz vs The Zombie: RAAAAAAAARRRR! (Translation-Zombie wins)	11	42.31%
Papa Shango vs Ta-Gar: Lord of the Volcano: Papa Shango wins	5	19.23%
Papa Shango vs Ta-Gar: Lord of the Volcano: Ta-Gar wins	15	57.69%
Shinobi vs Bob "Sparkplug" Holly: Shinobi wins	7	26.92%
Shinobi vs Bob "Sparkplug" Holly: Sparky wins	13	50.00%
Eugene vs The Red Rooster: Eugene wins	6	23.08%
Eugene vs The Red Rooster: Rooster wins	15	57.69%
The Funkasaurus vs The Maestro: Brodus Clay wins	3	11.54%
The Funkasaurus vs The Maestro: Maestro wins	18	69.23%
Chris �Champagne� Kanyon vs Yellow Dog: Kanyon wins	5	19.23%
Chris �Champagne� Kanyon vs Yellow Dog: Yellow Dog wins	15	57.69%
Handicap Match-Man Mountain Rock vs The Ding Dongs: MMR wins	3	11.54%
Handicap Match-Man Mountain Rock vs The Ding Dongs: Ding Dongs win	18	69.23%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 26. You must log in or register to vote on this poll.

05-25-2012, 08:50 PM	#1
BizarroKing I'm Brllnt! Posts: 3,139	The Worst Gimmicks in Wrestling: Round 1 So we begin our tourney of 64 horrifyingly or hilariously bad gimmicks in professional wrestling, as chosen by you, the members of the TPWW Omniverse. Each round will be randomized via the randomizer. In case of a tie, then both will simply advance but hopefully we won't have a whole lot of ties. here's a look at the 1st round. Some of the gimmicks i explained a bit for some who may not remember or know about them. Be sure to vote for whoever has the worse/sillier gimmick in your eyes for them to advance to the next round. The Goon (hockey player) vs Black Blood (masked executioner) Lord Tensai (Japanese A-Train) vs The Yeti (giant mummy in toilet paper) Duke �The Dumpster� Drose (garbage man) vs Glacier (WCW's Subzero knockoff) Simon Dean (Nova as a fitness guru) vs Big Josh (friendly lumberjack) Janitor Jim Duggan (self-explanatory) vs The Mountie (again, somewhat self explanatory) Phantasio (wrestling magician with a mime get-up) vs Stuttering Matt Morgan Mr. America (Masked Hulk Hogan) vs Xanta Klaus (Santa's Evil bro) Se7en (Goldust as Uncle Fester the pedophile) vs The Gobbledy Gooker Farting Natayla vs Chaz, Woman Beater The Taylor Made Man vs Avatar (Al Snow under a mask) TL Hopper (plumber) vs Beaver Cleavage (Chaz/Mosh as the Beaver) Kwee Wee (gay hairstylist/tailor...i think) vs Freight Train Shockmaster vs Dean Douglas (wrestling professor/dean) Aldo Montoya (Portugese Man O' War with a jockstrap mask) vs Battle Kat (masked man with a cat mask) Tiger Ali Singh (foreign Ted Dibiase) vs Nailz (prisoner) Johnny B. Badd vs Max Moon (space man) The Fat Chick Thriller vs That 70's Guy Renegade (Warrior knockoff) vs PN News (friendly fat rapper) Oklahoma (JR ripoff) vs Who (Jim Neidhart under a yellow mask) Ryback vs Arachnaman (Spider-man parody) Bastion Booger (disgusting hunchback) vs �A Real Man's Man� Steven Regal Mantaur (fat cow man) vs Heidenreich The Boogeyman vs The Booty Man Issac Yankem DDS vs Hornswoggle Meat (part of PMS and wrestled in tighty whities) vs Leif Cassady Oz (Kevin Nash) vs The Zombie Papa Shango vs Ta-Gar: Lord of the Volcano Shinobi (Al Snow as a ninja) vs Bob �Sparkplug� Holly Eugene vs The Red Rooster The Funkasaurus vs The Maestro Chris �Champagne� Kanyon vs Yellow Dog (Brian Pillman under a yellow mask) Handicap Match: Man Mountain Rock (rock star) vs The Ding Dongs Last edited by BizarroKing; 05-25-2012 at 09:19 PM.