Smackdown spoilers live from Houston, y'all!

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Went to Smackdown tonight.

Dark match

Zack Ryder came in to a big ovation. Random Wade Barrett music hit and out comes the man himself. I was pretty shocked he came out on Superstars. Then we all realized Tony Chimmel had essentially trolled everyone and this was just a dark match.

Barrett won with his crappy finisher, he still has that last intro music as well

WWE Superstars

Justin Gabriel/Tyson Kidd beat Tyler Reks/Curt Hawkins. Decent match, nothing too special. Kidd is awesome as always.

Santino came out to join the commentary booth. Matt Striker looked pissed at him all the time.

Kofi Kingston beat Heath Slater. Good match. Onto Smackdown.

WWE Smackdown

Lillian came out and sang the US anthem. She has a great voice.

Booker T came out in in a tuxedo with suspenders no less. He wanted Sheamus to apologize to Del Rio for stealing his car last night on Raw. Both Sheamus and Del Rio come out and want the World Title match to happen tonight itself. Booker obliges. Fairly certain this match will end in a DQ or something.

Sin Cara beat Cody Rhodes. Cody made a big fuss about the mask before the match and kept trying to take it off. Sin Cara won with a sudden small package. Maybe a feud between the two, I readily welcome it.

Christian beat Antonio Cesaro thus actually ending my TPWW Survivor stint

Swagger got the jobber entrance and Orton got the massively over one. Orton won in like 2 min. YAWN!

2 random wrestlers came out, and everyone did a Goldberg chant. No promo from them but suddenly Jinder Mahal showed up instead. He came in, kept hitting his head and shouting "Feed me more" or something to mimic Ryback. Match ended in a DQ and suddenly Ryback showed up. Mahal ran back to the entrance ramp, Ryback did his finisher. Looks like Mahal/Ryback in the future.

UP NEXT: Highlight Reel with the New and Improved Jeritron 6000

Only Vickie came out and Jericho had maybe 4-5 minutes of fun with her. Jericho also wants to be knows as Y2J now. Dolph came from the crowd and hit Y2J with his MITB case when Vickie distracted Y2J. Y2J/Dolph official for Summerslam.

Primetime players beat Epico/Primo (without Rosa mendes ) by DQ. AW threw water onto Kofi/R Truth doing guest commentary and ran into the ring. All 3 teams brawled, ref decided Kofi hit Darren Young first and awarded them the win.

Eve vs Kaitlyn next week, winner to be Booker T's assistant. Battle of the boobies, lads.

Rey Mysterio beat The Miz. Good, short match. Miz complained later, got a pedigree from Triple H in an off-TV segment.

Daniel Bryan came in to a massive reaction, 2nd biggest after Cena (dark match). He complains about Kane and AJ. Kane shows up and hit Bryan. AJ shows up, talks to both of them and ask Bryan to shake hands with Kane. Doesn't work, almost gets a chokeslam. Bryan runs through the crowd while AJ shows her O-face on the entrance ramp. Totally magical

AJ's entrance and her skipping around the ring is re-shot.

Sheamus vs Del Rio never happens. "Police officers" show up as the match is about to begin and everyone assaults Sheamus bad. The end.

Dark match

John Cena vs Big Show/John Laurinaitis

Turns out to be Ziggles/Show vs Cena instead. Fun match, fun predictable ending. Laurinaitis shows up after the match, hits Cena with a chair, gets an FU.

That's all, folks!

Wade Barrett looked pretty good, and was the night's highlight.