SmackDown Captions (June, 10, 2004)

[FourFifty]

Damn it! Only 20 pics… Well, if they post more after the show ends on the west coast (I bloody doubt it because of the chronology) fell free to post them.
I didn't want to start them because I didn't want to know what would happen, but I wanted to get the first crack at Bradshaw


It’s bad enough Shannon Moore, Sean O’Haire, Akio, and Ultimo Dragon got held back, but did Vince really need to put a hood over them while they carry the love child of Spanky and Yokozuna to the ring?


To really put new comer Kenzo to the test his debut match was vs Scotty 2 Hotty and Steven Richards.


The new wide screen cinematography was a little unflattering toward Eddie.


Nick Patrick uses the force to prevent Chavo’s demise due to the falling Reys.


Nick: No! Chavo! Don’t do it! I don’t want the spoilers!
Chavo: But I must find out who he is!
Rey: For the last time I’m NOT Spiderman!


Chavo Jr: NOOOOOO!!!! DADDY!!!!!!!
Chavo Sr: Son… I’m sorry.
Chavo Jr: HOW COULD YOU!!?!?!?!?! MUGU!!!!!
Chavo Sr: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to run over your make believe friend.
Chavo Jr: HE’S NOT MAKE BELIEVE! HE’S INVISIBLE!!!!


GTA: WWE, coming out to various game systems this holiday season.


Bradshaw botches eating.


The ref was relatively unimpressed with the debut of the “Little Under Two Minute Warning.”


The timer on the battery on the Cena-Bot has officially died out.


RVD wasn’t mad that he has yet to beat Cena… He’s mad because he missed 4:20.


The ref was a true comedian to Cena and RVD with his marvelous Eugene impression.


Cena: Ahhh! Nooo! This hurts! Ref, what should I do?
Ref: Well, Rene is French, right?
Cena: Yeah.
Ref: “Invade” him!


Ref: No! There is no way your “super size French fry” is THAT big!


Even Kurt shed a tear when he heard of Mugu’s death.


I know the WWE is all about flash and flare, but did the burial of Mugu REALLY need to be so dramatic?


Years at the arcade has fully prepped Paul for such an occasion.
Paul: HADOKEN!


In an unexpected face turn, Vince McMahon came to help out The Undertaker with The Roll Up on Paul.


He doesn’t care he’s in the middle of the ring. You’d be crying too if you realized that at one point you were the most dominating and feared wrestler in the industry and since you bailed on your original gimmick just to return to it years later you now have no hope but to be a story line tool, second to Eugene.


Hey! I see it now!
Dead=soulless.
The urn holds all gimmicks that got over to well.
A gimmick can be argued as the soul of a wrestler.
Sean O’Haire shall posses The Undertaker!
Then again, I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know.

if you take any offense to the following caption, I’m going to kindly ask you to get a grip and realize it’s a joke

On this edition of “Bear Ass & Bull $hit” with Allan Ways the 450th, a dinner with JBL and the tough questions.
Allan Ways: So Mr. Bradshaw, it seems the economy is once again in a state of recession. Considering the price of oil, the action in Iraq, the passing of Mr. Regan, Sean O’Haire’s lack of air time, and reality TV, what do you blame the substandard American economy on?
JBL: Die Juden!
Allan Ways: What did you just say!!!?!?!?! Don’t make me throw my food at you!!!
JBL: Wait, I mean… The Jews!
Allan Ways: WHAT!?!?!?!
JBL :……..I dun screwed myself, didn’t I?