SmackDown captions (06/17/04)

**PorkSoda** · 06-18-2004, 08:26 PM

Bubba Ray Dudley's tryout for American Idol knocked everyone in the arena dead, including Simon.

Paul Heyman: Come on, Johnny...you wanna piece of me I am the champ and the champ has full of..mah...let's do that again....*clears throut* Alright Johnny, you want a piece of the champ? Well I'm right here, you are abnormal and so am I but I am human...and that makes me...*normal voice* can we do that one more time?
Dvon: (Offscreen) Paul, you oughten't be in pictures.

Doug: It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum!
Danny: No, Doug, that is not gum, don't touch him there, you can have my gum instead.

Mission: Insult CNCB, Insult Guerrero and the fans in attendance in a 5 minute promo.
What happened: Trashed Mcdonalds, Trashed Burger King, Trashed Las Vegas, finally got to CNCB after 10 minutes, blabbed on for 15 minutes about nothing, Trashed Guerrero and finally getting to the fans in attendance and telling the stipulation of the match again.
Total Time Waisted: 15:04.

JBL: I'll get you CNCB, I'll get you!
Suddenly The Great Hulk smashes his fist threw the wall and smacks JBL in the head.

RVD: Dude...I swear, the Vanilla Ice added a little TINK to his version of Ice Ice Baby!

06-18-2004, 08:26 PM	#24
PorkSoda Diabetes Coming To Getcha Posts: 6,826	Bubba Ray Dudley's tryout for American Idol knocked everyone in the arena dead, including Simon. Paul Heyman: Come on, Johnny...you wanna piece of me I am the champ and the champ has full of..mah...let's do that again....clears throut Alright Johnny, you want a piece of the champ? Well I'm right here, you are abnormal and so am I but I am human...and that makes me...normal voice can we do that one more time? Dvon: (Offscreen) Paul, you oughten't be in pictures. Doug: It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum! Danny: No, Doug, that is not gum, don't touch him there, you can have my gum instead. Mission: Insult CNCB, Insult Guerrero and the fans in attendance in a 5 minute promo. What happened: Trashed Mcdonalds, Trashed Burger King, Trashed Las Vegas, finally got to CNCB after 10 minutes, blabbed on for 15 minutes about nothing, Trashed Guerrero and finally getting to the fans in attendance and telling the stipulation of the match again. Total Time Waisted: 15:04. JBL: I'll get you CNCB, I'll get you! Suddenly The Great Hulk smashes his fist threw the wall and smacks JBL in the head. RVD: Dude...I swear, the Vanilla Ice added a little TINK to his version of Ice Ice Baby!