Round 1 Hottest Chick in Wrestling Tourny: Battle Royal!!!!!!!

**Curd** · 04-03-2013, 12:08 PM

Piggie James sustained the biggest push of any modern women's wrestler overall. Though losing to Trish, Lita, and Victoria more often than not, MJ has been treated like an unstoppable force in every other fed she's wrestled. I'd say her backstage political power makes her the Hulk Hogan of Women's Wrestling, and if she ever wrestled April Hunter (another prima donna with immense backstage power), I'd be interested in whether either agrees to job... which might explain why they've never faced each other!

Miss Kitty is like a younger, smaller, brunette Debra. Okay, but not going to win in such a crowded field.

Beth needs to get an hourglass abdomen before I'll consider her "hot." Next!

Natalya is alright but has knobby facial features.

Eve reminds me of Brooke Burke who used to host E! Goes Wild in the late 90s and early 2000s, but I'm not into her backstabbing character. I feel more inclined to "BOOOO" than to get an erection from looking at her.

Chae might be fun for some boobie bongo, but I'm not into Koreans like Kevin Nash is.

Victoria reminds me of Teri Weigel and had some hot innuendo going with the Young Bucks. I vote her!

Maxine is alright in that photo but lost a lot of sex appeal when she donned that kid-friendly cheerleader outfit as a Funkadactyl.

Ashley Massaro combines Italian facial features with the blonde hair and curves of a Swede. I like Victoria just a bit more than her. Almost!

Michelle McCool is fairly hot but reminds me of a generic girl-next-door who you could find at your local video rental place or maybe waiting tables at the mom-and-pop diner. So not enough of the "wow" factor...

Although not a choice, I'll address her because of the mention in the comments: Spice has Paige eyes, e.g. TOO BIG (although that's as much of a non-PC reason as voting against Asian women for having too-small eyes).

View Poll Results: Who is hotter?
1. Mickie James	29	31.52%
2. Miss Kitty	4	4.35%
3. Beth Phoenix	2	2.17%
4. Natalya	2	2.17%
5. Eve Torres	25	27.17%
6. Nitro Girl Chae	2	2.17%
7. Victoria	13	14.13%
8. Maxine	5	5.43%
9. Ashley Massaro	7	7.61%
10. Michelle McCool	3	3.26%
Voters: 92. You must log in or register to vote on this poll.

04-03-2013, 12:08 PM	#11
Curd The Will & The Whey Posts: 2,580	Piggie James sustained the biggest push of any modern women's wrestler overall. Though losing to Trish, Lita, and Victoria more often than not, MJ has been treated like an unstoppable force in every other fed she's wrestled. I'd say her backstage political power makes her the Hulk Hogan of Women's Wrestling, and if she ever wrestled April Hunter (another prima donna with immense backstage power), I'd be interested in whether either agrees to job... which might explain why they've never faced each other! Miss Kitty is like a younger, smaller, brunette Debra. Okay, but not going to win in such a crowded field. Beth needs to get an hourglass abdomen before I'll consider her "hot." Next! Natalya is alright but has knobby facial features. Eve reminds me of Brooke Burke who used to host E! Goes Wild in the late 90s and early 2000s, but I'm not into her backstabbing character. I feel more inclined to "BOOOO" than to get an erection from looking at her. Chae might be fun for some boobie bongo, but I'm not into Koreans like Kevin Nash is. Victoria reminds me of Teri Weigel and had some hot innuendo going with the Young Bucks. I vote her! Maxine is alright in that photo but lost a lot of sex appeal when she donned that kid-friendly cheerleader outfit as a Funkadactyl. Ashley Massaro combines Italian facial features with the blonde hair and curves of a Swede. I like Victoria just a bit more than her. Almost! Michelle McCool is fairly hot but reminds me of a generic girl-next-door who you could find at your local video rental place or maybe waiting tables at the mom-and-pop diner. So not enough of the "wow" factor... Although not a choice, I'll address her because of the mention in the comments: Spice has Paige eyes, e.g. TOO BIG (although that's as much of a non-PC reason as voting against Asian women for having too-small eyes).