Hulkamania's Soap Box-Post GAB Thoughts

**Favre4Ever** · 06-28-2004, 06:12 AM

I had written earlier that this was going to be the most predictable card on the earth. And I was almost right. Luther Reins/Kenzo Suzuki/Mordecai all had their expected victorys over people we actually want to see(yeah, even Hardcore), the U.S. title and Cruiserweight weight title matches were very solid and fun to watch, and we didnt get to see sable and torrie naked.

SWERVE!!!!! Bradshaw wins the Title!!!
One Question
WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!?

It was a pretty good match though I was enjoying it, enjoying the beating Eddie was dealing, and then my jaw dropped as it all went to hell.
Needless to say,I think i'm gonna take a Smackdown break for awhile.

One more question- WHERE IN GODS NAME WERE THE AUTHORITYS WHEN UNDERTAKER KILLED PAUL BEARER?!?!
Don't even try telling me to use my imagination on this one because i've tried and it hasn't worked out. This was just plain fucking stupid. Does Paul Bearer have to stay out of public now so people think hes dead? Can he ever write an internet column again? What am I supposed to think if he does?

My only conclusion is that the Undertaker used his supernatural powers to prevent the police from caring about his former mentor. He then got in a rocket ship and flew out of the arena, never to be seen again.

Great American Bash thoughts anyone?

06-28-2004, 06:12 AM	#1
Favre4Ever Incoming Text Posts: 2,646	Hulkamania's Soap Box-Post GAB Thoughts I had written earlier that this was going to be the most predictable card on the earth. And I was almost right. Luther Reins/Kenzo Suzuki/Mordecai all had their expected victorys over people we actually want to see(yeah, even Hardcore), the U.S. title and Cruiserweight weight title matches were very solid and fun to watch, and we didnt get to see sable and torrie naked. SWERVE!!!!! Bradshaw wins the Title!!! One Question WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!? It was a pretty good match though I was enjoying it, enjoying the beating Eddie was dealing, and then my jaw dropped as it all went to hell. Needless to say,I think i'm gonna take a Smackdown break for awhile. One more question- WHERE IN GODS NAME WERE THE AUTHORITYS WHEN UNDERTAKER KILLED PAUL BEARER?!?! Don't even try telling me to use my imagination on this one because i've tried and it hasn't worked out. This was just plain fucking stupid. Does Paul Bearer have to stay out of public now so people think hes dead? Can he ever write an internet column again? What am I supposed to think if he does? My only conclusion is that the Undertaker used his supernatural powers to prevent the police from caring about his former mentor. He then got in a rocket ship and flew out of the arena, never to be seen again. Great American Bash thoughts anyone?