With regards to professional wrestling, did anybody really NOT try this at home?

**Corporate CockSnogger** · 12-12-2013, 06:44 PM

Or at school, or in the street or wherever?

Wrestling just seems so easy for kids to imitate.

Me and my friends between the ages of around 10-14 used to beat the shit out of each other using wrestling moves all the time.

We used to dive off of these mobile buildings in the school yard and full on elbow drop or frog splash people. One of the more athletic kids used to do moonsaults and I'm pretty sure the daft bastard broke his arm doing it one time.

We'd get the lids off tins of biscuits and twat the piss out of each other with them because they didn't really hurt much but were really loud and sounded painful.

Genuinely thought I'd broken some kids neck one time when I gave him a "Cross Rhodes" that he wasn't expecting. Dunno, Cody Rhodes didn't exist then though so dunno what the move was called. Maybe I invented it.

When I ripped ligaments in my ankle one time, I was targeted even more. This brick shithouse of a lad got me in an ankle lock and I was in fucking agony until I enzirugi'd the bellend. Think we both got detention for that one.

Dunno. Tell me about the stuff you very intentionally tried at home as a kid.

12-12-2013, 06:44 PM	#1
Corporate CockSnogger Posts: 24,441	With regards to professional wrestling, did anybody really NOT try this at home? Or at school, or in the street or wherever? Wrestling just seems so easy for kids to imitate. Me and my friends between the ages of around 10-14 used to beat the shit out of each other using wrestling moves all the time. We used to dive off of these mobile buildings in the school yard and full on elbow drop or frog splash people. One of the more athletic kids used to do moonsaults and I'm pretty sure the daft bastard broke his arm doing it one time. We'd get the lids off tins of biscuits and twat the piss out of each other with them because they didn't really hurt much but were really loud and sounded painful. Genuinely thought I'd broken some kids neck one time when I gave him a "Cross Rhodes" that he wasn't expecting. Dunno, Cody Rhodes didn't exist then though so dunno what the move was called. Maybe I invented it. When I ripped ligaments in my ankle one time, I was targeted even more. This brick shithouse of a lad got me in an ankle lock and I was in fucking agony until I enzirugi'd the bellend. Think we both got detention for that one. Dunno. Tell me about the stuff you very intentionally tried at home as a kid.