RAW Captions [6-29-2004]

**Corkscrewed** · 06-29-2004, 09:50 PM

Hunter: "That's right! If you join the Nazi party, we'll make YOU the next WWE Champion in two months!"
Eugene: "Yay!"

Much to his dismay, Eugene found out The Force didn't work on British folk.

In an effort to make himself more exciting, Eric Bischoff conducts a promo from Mount Doom.

Batista: "Your hair! So soft! You use Clairol Herbal Essences don't you?"
Edge: "Yes! YES! YES!"

Orton was just about to consume his giant invisible burrito when Edge reached in and swiped it away from him.

OR

Edge annoys Randy by constantly tapping him on the shoulder during his carrying-a-glass-ceiling-panel-on-his-knees ceremony.

When Edge threatened to "mop the floor with Randy," Orton didn't think he meant literally.

Jericho's Dragonball Z cameo was a great hit with Japanese fans.

OR

When Vince finally offered Jericho a real, genuine, sustained push, Jericho was blown away.

OR

A rare pic of what happens during the process of not staying in the back.

OR

"Comet crashing to the Earth? Like, Benoit, I must leave! Jericho, AWAY!!!"

OR

The mere existence of Bradshaw holding the WWE Title was enough to make the universe collapse upon itself.

Batista: "Randy? You okay? I told you not to try Lita's version of a drop kick!"

Ingeniously, just as he was about to get pinned, Batista unleashed a silent but deadly one, knocking out the ref and preventing a pinfall.

Matt botches the Rings of Saturn.

OR

The Great Donut Scramble was one of the all-time classic segments on RAW.

The match was presented a predicament when Hunter borrowed Rhyno's boots for the match.

Eugene: "My wrist's a homo?"
Regal: "No, that man's a homo!"
Brock Lesnar: "Homos? KILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!"

Not surprisingly, fans didn't respond too well to the standing triple orgy in the middle of the ring.

Eugene demonstrates his "Brock Lesnar meeting a homosexual internet geek" impression.

"Heh heh heh... nothing better than some cream filling with a glass of Evolution Kool-Aid!"

A bitter referee Mike Chioda had the company logo tattooed on his anus so that everytime his boyfriends were around, they could fuck the WWE.

OR

Conway: *gack* "Okay! You can keep Saddam, but we get Chemical Ali!" *choke*

After Rhyno passed out from shock that Bradshaw had won the title, La Res had to carry him out on their human stretcher.

"Yes! I'm French, not Mexican!!!"

Kane demonstrates how he can magically control the number of lights shining above his head with just the signal of a hand.

Benoit: "If I'm getting buried next month, I'm taking you down with me!!!"
Kane: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

The German Suplex was bad enough, but the added bite to the tailbone was what really made this agonizing.

Sometimes, when Kane broke down in the middle of the ring because he realized he was in an angle with Lita, Chris just had to be there and give him a reassuring hug.

Lita botches kissing.

OR

It wasn't exactly a smart idea for Lita to reveal her chronic halitosis to Mr. Yankem.

06-29-2004, 09:50 PM	#1
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	RAW Captions [6-29-2004] Hunter: "That's right! If you join the Nazi party, we'll make YOU the next WWE Champion in two months!" Eugene: "Yay!" Much to his dismay, Eugene found out The Force didn't work on British folk. In an effort to make himself more exciting, Eric Bischoff conducts a promo from Mount Doom. Batista: "Your hair! So soft! You use Clairol Herbal Essences don't you?" Edge: "Yes! YES! YES!" Orton was just about to consume his giant invisible burrito when Edge reached in and swiped it away from him. OR Edge annoys Randy by constantly tapping him on the shoulder during his carrying-a-glass-ceiling-panel-on-his-knees ceremony. When Edge threatened to "mop the floor with Randy," Orton didn't think he meant literally. Jericho's Dragonball Z cameo was a great hit with Japanese fans. OR When Vince finally offered Jericho a real, genuine, sustained push, Jericho was blown away. OR A rare pic of what happens during the process of not staying in the back. OR "Comet crashing to the Earth? Like, Benoit, I must leave! Jericho, AWAY!!!" OR The mere existence of Bradshaw holding the WWE Title was enough to make the universe collapse upon itself. Batista: "Randy? You okay? I told you not to try Lita's version of a drop kick!" Ingeniously, just as he was about to get pinned, Batista unleashed a silent but deadly one, knocking out the ref and preventing a pinfall. Matt botches the Rings of Saturn. OR The Great Donut Scramble was one of the all-time classic segments on RAW. The match was presented a predicament when Hunter borrowed Rhyno's boots for the match. Eugene: "My wrist's a homo?" Regal: "No, that man's a homo!" Brock Lesnar: "Homos? KILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!" Not surprisingly, fans didn't respond too well to the standing triple orgy in the middle of the ring. Eugene demonstrates his "Brock Lesnar meeting a homosexual internet geek" impression. "Heh heh heh... nothing better than some cream filling with a glass of Evolution Kool-Aid!" A bitter referee Mike Chioda had the company logo tattooed on his anus so that everytime his boyfriends were around, they could fuck the WWE. OR Conway: gack "Okay! You can keep Saddam, but we get Chemical Ali!" choke After Rhyno passed out from shock that Bradshaw had won the title, La Res had to carry him out on their human stretcher. "Yes! I'm French, not Mexican!!!" Kane demonstrates how he can magically control the number of lights shining above his head with just the signal of a hand. Benoit: "If I'm getting buried next month, I'm taking you down with me!!!" Kane: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" The German Suplex was bad enough, but the added bite to the tailbone was what really made this agonizing. Sometimes, when Kane broke down in the middle of the ring because he realized he was in an angle with Lita, Chris just had to be there and give him a reassuring hug. Lita botches kissing. OR It wasn't exactly a smart idea for Lita to reveal her chronic halitosis to Mr. Yankem.