Let's cut some promos

[road doggy dogg]

This is how this will work. First I will get the ball rolling by painting a BIG OL' TARGET (F U Zellers) on my back as the first victim. The next person replying to this thread has to cut a tough promo on my ass like a $2 steak without A1.

Then the next reply will be some blowjob honky cutting a promo on THEY ass, and so on and so forth. Think of it like the game of Telephone, but with way more RKOs.

Gimmicks are encouraged.

GO