Smackdown GM (Spoiler)

**.44 Magdalene** · 07-14-2004, 11:46 PM

The ghost of Paul Bearer.

Or Funaki, complete with Haienkai voice over.

Or Belty, complete with Haienkai voice over.

Or the Kane / Lita baby, complete with Haienkai voice over.

Or Ms. Hancock. Bring back Right to Censor as enforcers, or something like that.

Or the Hurricane, after getting pissy about Flair and jumping ship. STAND BACK, THERE'S A HURRI-MANAGER COMIN' THROUGH.

Or Kurt Angle dressed like Mr. America.

Or the little evil in Big Evil's urn. You know there HAS to be a tiny Undertaker in there.

Or, or, Gary Coleman. They could call him the General Midgeter.

Wacky antics would be sure to ensue.

OR, OR, OR...OR OR OR OR they could just drop the whole damn authority figure angle. Forever. Come up with something new, it's overdone and there's hardly a believable authority figure that hasn't been there already...unless you really DO want a McMahon BACK on your teebee. I say we come up with a new way to screw the babyface. Maybe promote the guys who are actually wrestling. Just a thought.

I'm the Critic, that's my two cents. 'Nuff.

07-14-2004, 11:46 PM	#23
.44 Magdalene Smitten for Kittens Posts: 3,814	The ghost of Paul Bearer. Or Funaki, complete with Haienkai voice over. Or Belty, complete with Haienkai voice over. Or the Kane / Lita baby, complete with Haienkai voice over. Or Ms. Hancock. Bring back Right to Censor as enforcers, or something like that. Or the Hurricane, after getting pissy about Flair and jumping ship. STAND BACK, THERE'S A HURRI-MANAGER COMIN' THROUGH. Or Kurt Angle dressed like Mr. America. Or the little evil in Big Evil's urn. You know there HAS to be a tiny Undertaker in there. Or, or, Gary Coleman. They could call him the General Midgeter. Wacky antics would be sure to ensue. OR, OR, OR...OR OR OR OR they could just drop the whole damn authority figure angle. Forever. Come up with something new, it's overdone and there's hardly a believable authority figure that hasn't been there already...unless you really DO want a McMahon BACK on your teebee. I say we come up with a new way to screw the babyface. Maybe promote the guys who are actually wrestling. Just a thought. I'm the Critic, that's my two cents. 'Nuff.