WWE RAW Captions (7/19)

**PorkSoda** · 07-21-2004, 09:57 AM

Triple H: Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry!
(After a really bad Yo-Mamma Fat joke)
Triple H: (Sobbing) Eric, you sure are a funny guy, but you...you dont know alot about hurting other peoples feelings. *Sniff*

Alex Trebek: The vegetable that is round and when you cut it in half, you cry.
William Regal: Who is The Fabolous Moolah?

Doctor: COME ON! A FEW MORE PUSHES!
Triple H: IT HURTS IT HURTS!
Regal: LET ME HELP YOU!
*Kicks HHH in the butt*
Doctor: Congratulations, Its a girl!

Hurricane: Come get some!
Stacy: Dur na dun! Der na dun dun der da dun!
Hurricane: Shuwappapa!

"No Lita, Britanny Spears is a slut. They say your a 10 dollar slut, well Spears is a 5 cent whore, I would be proud"

Kane: HEY ROBIN, GET OVER HERE!
Jericho: What is it, Batman?
Kane: I need to put your costume on.
Jericho: I dun wanna wear tha thong, Batman!
Kane: You have to, Put it on!
Jericho: Batman...The thong makes my ASS show *Turns Around*
Ref: OH MY GOD! *Has a heart attack and faints*

Batista: (Iron Man running threw his head) Now the time is here for Iron Man to spread fear....
*Throws Jericho into a wall*
Batista: (To himself) What now? Hmm....lets get a hot dog and a warm glass of Pepsi!

The ref suffers the effects from the dreaded Bitch-Grabbing Flys.

07-21-2004, 09:57 AM	#32
PorkSoda Diabetes Coming To Getcha Posts: 6,826	Triple H: Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry! (After a really bad Yo-Mamma Fat joke) Triple H: (Sobbing) Eric, you sure are a funny guy, but you...you dont know alot about hurting other peoples feelings. Sniff Alex Trebek: The vegetable that is round and when you cut it in half, you cry. William Regal: Who is The Fabolous Moolah? Doctor: COME ON! A FEW MORE PUSHES! Triple H: IT HURTS IT HURTS! Regal: LET ME HELP YOU! Kicks HHH in the butt Doctor: Congratulations, Its a girl! Hurricane: Come get some! Stacy: Dur na dun! Der na dun dun der da dun! Hurricane: Shuwappapa! "No Lita, Britanny Spears is a slut. They say your a 10 dollar slut, well Spears is a 5 cent whore, I would be proud" Kane: HEY ROBIN, GET OVER HERE! Jericho: What is it, Batman? Kane: I need to put your costume on. Jericho: I dun wanna wear tha thong, Batman! Kane: You have to, Put it on! Jericho: Batman...The thong makes my ASS show Turns Around Ref: OH MY GOD! Has a heart attack and faints Batista: (Iron Man running threw his head) Now the time is here for Iron Man to spread fear.... Throws Jericho into a wall Batista: (To himself) What now? Hmm....lets get a hot dog and a warm glass of Pepsi! The ref suffers the effects from the dreaded Bitch-Grabbing Flys.