Smackdown spoilers for 11/26/15

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Dark Match: * Asuka defeated Owen Brown by Cross armbar in a rematch of last week. Owen White gave a look of disgust at Brown falling for the arm bar trap again. Was too furious to bother with the traditional tripping over the Smackdown stage. Smackdown: * Roman Reigns kicks off SmackDown with a promo. There is a table, ladder and chair set up in the ring. WWE World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus interrupts. Reigns calls Sheamus to the ring but Sheamus laughs at him. Sheamus calls Reigns a "walking, talking Adele song" and a confrontation is teased. Reigns promises he will get his title back at TLC * The Dudley Boyz defeated Erick Rowan and Braun Strowman by DQ when Luke Harper and Bray Wyatt interfered. Rowan and Harper put Bubba Ray through a table while Strowman chokes Devon out * Paige defeated Becky Lynch with a roll up * WWE Tag Team Champions Kofi Kingston and Big E do a funny segment with a dinner for Thanksgiving, the first annual New Day Potluck Dinner. The Ascension, Heath Slater and Adam Rose get kicked out of the dinner. Slater brought Slater Slaw but Kofi pointed out a band-aid in it. Rose brought Rabbit Stew. They were trying to remember who was supposed to bring the turkey when The Gobbledy Gooker arrived, revealed to be Xavier Woods * Jack Swagger vs. WWE United States Champion Alberto Del Rio in a non-title match ends in a DQ when Del Rio uses a chair outside of the ring. Swagger comes back with a chair attack in the ring, sending Zeb and Del Rio retreating to the back * The Usos are backstage when The Gobbledy Gooker walks up and wishes them a Happy Thanksgiving. He leaves and they say they have a plan * The Lucha Dragons defeated Big E and Kofi Kingston with The Gobbledy Gooker in a non-title match, thanks to interference from Gooker. The Gooker was revealed to be Jey Uso. Jimmy Uso brought a naked and tied-up Xavier Woods to the ring. Sin Cara and Kalisto held him up while Jey splashed him * Renee Young interviews Dean Ambrose. He's in a #1 contenders match for the Intercontinental Title later * Dean Ambrose defeated Tyler Breeze and Dolph Ziggler in a Triple Threat to become the new #1 contender to Intercontinental Champion Kevin Owens, who was on commentary. Ambrose hit Dirty Deeds on Breeze to win a high-energy match. This was the main event

That stuff with Woods at the end