Side effects of wrestling...

**Kane Knight** · 08-07-2004, 09:37 PM

The over use of the word "Unorthodox" has ended up with me thinking of RVD every time the word is used.****

I often pose when entering or exiting my house.

When I get into a brawl, the only hits that ever land are my chops.

When "Basic Thuganomics" comes on my MP3 player, I look around the house, weilding a folding chair, because Cena has obviously just made his way into the arena.

I sometimes wonder why the People's Elbow and the Hogan Leg Drop are not used in UFC.

I have a desire to kick my boss in the nuts, so I can fight him for his daughter next week.

I sleep with a sledgehammer, a trash can, and a chair under my bed.

You?

****That's the only true one in the lot.

08-07-2004, 09:37 PM	#1
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	Side effects of wrestling... The over use of the word "Unorthodox" has ended up with me thinking of RVD every time the word is used.** I often pose when entering or exiting my house. When I get into a brawl, the only hits that ever land are my chops. When "Basic Thuganomics" comes on my MP3 player, I look around the house, weilding a folding chair, because Cena has obviously just made his way into the arena. I sometimes wonder why the People's Elbow and the Hogan Leg Drop are not used in UFC. I have a desire to kick my boss in the nuts, so I can fight him for his daughter next week. I sleep with a sledgehammer, a trash can, and a chair under my bed. You? **That's the only true one in the lot. �There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old�s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.� --John Rogers