Things I've learned from the IWC

**Vastardikai** · 07-31-2021, 12:06 PM

1. A guy losing a match during his first week in WWE is BURIED! Doesn't matter if he lost in a screwy fashion, or got a post match promo. He is buried.

2. In AEW, a guy who is number one contender ends up seeing his loser friends challenge the World Champion on his behalf. The World Champion declares that the number one contender is a loser and doesn't have what it takes to beat him. His loser friends get jumped the World Champion and his friends. It sets up a 5 on 5 between the number one contender and his loser friends against the World Champion and his friends. If number one contender wins, he gets a title match, despite being the fucking NUMBER ONE CONTENDER.

The match comes. Number one contender and his loser friends come out, serious. The World Champion and his friends come out, dressed like basketball players, not taking this match seriously. They fuck around more or less the whole time against their opponents. At the end of the day, World Champion and one of his friends are the survivors, proving the World Champion's claims that the number one contender is a loser and doesn't have what it takes to beat him correct. Number one contender is allegedly not going to get a title shot at the big Pay Per View. This is "long term booking."

3. Omega and the Bucks are best backstage politicians of all time. Even Hogan, the ghost of Dusty Rhodes, Jerry Lawler, and Triple H bow down in awe of their power. They did everything I mentioned in #2 (the one of his friends is one of the Bucks, for reasons), and no one even blinks an eye. Because they learned to have a scapegoat. All of the "Backstage Politics" heat seems to land on Cody (for decent reason), while you have the other 3 EVPs holding the major titles and making everyone they are booked against to look like losers, getting off scott free because Dave Meltzer is going through a midlife crisis and wants to be one of the boys, and these 3 validate and enable him. And they have managed to gaslight the Bullet Cult into thinking it's "just good heel work." Fucking hell...

... Sorry, I left the computer on. Did I miss anything? Hey, a tennis racket! cool!

07-31-2021, 12:06 PM	#1
Vastardikai Taller than Adam Cole Posts: 10,876	Things I've learned from the IWC 1. A guy losing a match during his first week in WWE is BURIED! Doesn't matter if he lost in a screwy fashion, or got a post match promo. He is buried. 2. In AEW, a guy who is number one contender ends up seeing his loser friends challenge the World Champion on his behalf. The World Champion declares that the number one contender is a loser and doesn't have what it takes to beat him. His loser friends get jumped the World Champion and his friends. It sets up a 5 on 5 between the number one contender and his loser friends against the World Champion and his friends. If number one contender wins, he gets a title match, despite being the fucking NUMBER ONE CONTENDER. The match comes. Number one contender and his loser friends come out, serious. The World Champion and his friends come out, dressed like basketball players, not taking this match seriously. They fuck around more or less the whole time against their opponents. At the end of the day, World Champion and one of his friends are the survivors, proving the World Champion's claims that the number one contender is a loser and doesn't have what it takes to beat him correct. Number one contender is allegedly not going to get a title shot at the big Pay Per View. This is "long term booking." 3. Omega and the Bucks are best backstage politicians of all time. Even Hogan, the ghost of Dusty Rhodes, Jerry Lawler, and Triple H bow down in awe of their power. They did everything I mentioned in #2 (the one of his friends is one of the Bucks, for reasons), and no one even blinks an eye. Because they learned to have a scapegoat. All of the "Backstage Politics" heat seems to land on Cody (for decent reason), while you have the other 3 EVPs holding the major titles and making everyone they are booked against to look like losers, getting off scott free because Dave Meltzer is going through a midlife crisis and wants to be one of the boys, and these 3 validate and enable him. And they have managed to gaslight the Bullet Cult into thinking it's "just good heel work." Fucking hell... ... Sorry, I left the computer on. Did I miss anything? Hey, a tennis racket! cool! = "KARA-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Question Mark.