Girl Next Door

[AlphaBean]

Now come on.

I only rented this because it has Elisha Cuthbert, the hottest chick since ever, but what the hell? It had a clever script at times, and totally played itself out like an awesome bad movie that the teenagers of today will look back on in 15 years and think "Wow, that movie was the TITS."

Which is to say, there were huge holes and uncomfortable moments -- I hate uncomfortable moments, e.g. all Stiller films, so I left the room, but when I came back it went back to being awesome. Eli and Kelly are two of my favorite characters in any movie in the past :dunno: while, and I think a lot of you nerds will enjoy the character Eli, as he's a very awesome sex-obsessed film buff.

Anyway, you don't get to see Elisha naked but you see her almost there, and she's dressed pretty hot throughout the movie, which makes it worth the rent ALONE. But in this case, the baked potato, salad and bread do a pretty good job of accompanying the filet.

*waits for people mocking and saying how horrible this film is*

Close-minded Elisha-haters. :foc: