SmackDown Captions (1-08-04)

**FourFifty** · 01-09-2004, 01:40 AM

Chavo: Damn ese! You have a big chin! Like Jay Leno, holmes!

Chavo: Oh come on Eddie! Shake my hand! I swear, I don�t have the buzzer today!

Nothing is as American as two Hispanic guys and one white boy holding hands in friendship!

Beniot was always a big fan of The Nasty Boys, but the one man pits?

It�s bad enough that Beniot had the crossface on Chuck, but did Always450 have to make the same damned joke he made about Stevie in the armbar?

Okay, Nunizo�s stable got totally owned by Beniot, and it made the FBI look like a total joke� Did Little Guido piss off Haymen in ECW?

Nunizo begged the bookers to get over� Be careful what you wish for.

SmackDown got a little lame when the writers had a contest to see who could guess how many fingers Paul Haymen had behind his back.

�4 fingers! It has to be 4!�

As polite as he could, the ref refused to accept the Bashem�s offer to join them in their �Leather Party�

Scottie slowly realized that his gimmick was going back to where it came from� a joke.

Okay, are the belts Hanakuah gelt or something? Gold foil covered chocolate?

Eddie stared at Danny Basham, wondering when the image would pop out of his face. (ah, the magic 3d art� memories of the 6th grade)

Eddie: Oh my god! Check that out!
Chavo: That�s the coolest thing I�ve ever seen!
Basham: Lemme see it!
Eddie and Chavo: No! You can�t see it!

One word�.. WAZZZZZZZUUUUUUP!?!?!?!

01-09-2004, 01:40 AM	#1
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	SmackDown Captions (1-08-04) Chavo: Damn ese! You have a big chin! Like Jay Leno, holmes! Chavo: Oh come on Eddie! Shake my hand! I swear, I don�t have the buzzer today! Nothing is as American as two Hispanic guys and one white boy holding hands in friendship! Beniot was always a big fan of The Nasty Boys, but the one man pits? It�s bad enough that Beniot had the crossface on Chuck, but did Always450 have to make the same damned joke he made about Stevie in the armbar? Okay, Nunizo�s stable got totally owned by Beniot, and it made the FBI look like a total joke� Did Little Guido piss off Haymen in ECW? Nunizo begged the bookers to get over� Be careful what you wish for. SmackDown got a little lame when the writers had a contest to see who could guess how many fingers Paul Haymen had behind his back. �4 fingers! It has to be 4!� As polite as he could, the ref refused to accept the Bashem�s offer to join them in their �Leather Party� Scottie slowly realized that his gimmick was going back to where it came from� a joke. Okay, are the belts Hanakuah gelt or something? Gold foil covered chocolate? Eddie stared at Danny Basham, wondering when the image would pop out of his face. (ah, the magic 3d art� memories of the 6th grade) Eddie: Oh my god! Check that out! Chavo: That�s the coolest thing I�ve ever seen! Basham: Lemme see it! Eddie and Chavo: No! You can�t see it! One word�.. WAZZZZZZZUUUUUUP!?!?!?!