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So fucking sexy.
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Shannon Moore
O.K., so Heidenreich had his first match after, like, what, three months of being on SmackDown!? A bit of a ridiculous wait, IMO, but that's beside the point. He's scheduled to take on the Undertaker at Survivor Series, which I guess is O.K., seeing as how I've been wanting this bonehead to get his ass beat since he was introducing his penis to people on RAW. However, it's only right that the fans get a sense of this "monster's" true power before the big night, so in his first match, he goes up against someone big, someone strong, someone who has a chance--just kidding, it's Shannon Moore! Ha haaa...Now, nothing against Shannon, I've liked him since he was the mute little MF'er he began as. But clearly, this was just a "beat down the little guy and show off big angry German". I was surprised that they let Shannon actually fight back, but moreover, I was surprised by what I saw.
Shannon was decked out like a rejected extra from beyond the ThunderDome. This was not the shirtless, long-haired, shiny-pantsed flippy kid I knew. This was turbo-punk, from the year 5000. I was like...Whoa. Wtf happened to you? You look...cool! It's good to see a wrestler stand out, not just in fighting style, but in wardrobe as well. I'm pretty sure he's not got the coolest clothing of all the current superstars. And like I said, he actually fought Heidenreich. Maybe with the new style and the aggressive nature, we'll get to be reintroduced to one of the best younger guys they've got. Or, they could Stevenize him and change his gimmick every 6 months for use in dark and squash matches. I'm pulling for the former.
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