Where the Hell Have I been?

**PureHatred** · 11-04-2004, 06:10 PM

So ...yeah...I had a family crisis followed by a long period of reassignment at work to a more management type position where I didn't get to sit on a PC all day, followed by the fact that with new insane hours came a complete lack of time to screw around watching wrestling etc.

But I've shown those facist money-grubbers.....I finally got my act together and they put me on salary and now I can take off around noon and totally waste more of my life in forums like this.

So I'm back. And I watched Raw for the first time in month this week.

Thoughts/Questions:

1) Randy Orton as a face doesn't really seem all that great. But Edge as a heel seems pretty damn cool. How did this happen? When I left, people were crying about what a waste Edge was while Randy Orton had achieved minor deity status. Loose Cannon seemingly rode the Orton bandwagon to a position of power on this forum...and now Tajiri is getting bigger pops (bigger than Orton, not Cannon. Everyone knows LC is gold on the mic). What did I miss? When did Orton get cheesy?

2) Kane being squashed by Gene Snitsky? There were no more Mcmahon family members left to kill his career? Cousin Jeb Mcmahon was busy?

3) Still lovin' this Shelton Benjamin kid....not sure how Maven somehow skipped ahead of him in the Raw Face Chain of Command...anyone? Why is Maven in the SS main event already...have I missed months of spectacular Maven action that the wrestling world waited years for?

4) The fitness infomercial character is genius. Just F'n genius. Can't wait for the heel based on the guy who sells one of those crazy food products.

JR: BAHGAWD!BAHGAWD!HESPUSHING HIM FACEFIRST INTO THAT VAT OF WARM CHOCOLATE GOO!!!IT'S THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY FROM HELLLLLLLLL!!!!

King: PUPPIES!

5) Saw a commercial for the next Smackdown PPV: With guys like John Cena, Kurt Angle, Eddie & Chavo, Rey Misterio and even RVD, two of the top singles slots are going to JBL (still?...seriously, still?????) and John Heidenwretched?

Wow. Just......................wow.

Any and all feedback would be appreciated.

11-04-2004, 06:10 PM	#1
PureHatred Instant Credibility Posts: 2,979	Where the Hell Have I been? So ...yeah...I had a family crisis followed by a long period of reassignment at work to a more management type position where I didn't get to sit on a PC all day, followed by the fact that with new insane hours came a complete lack of time to screw around watching wrestling etc. But I've shown those facist money-grubbers.....I finally got my act together and they put me on salary and now I can take off around noon and totally waste more of my life in forums like this. So I'm back. And I watched Raw for the first time in month this week. Thoughts/Questions: 1) Randy Orton as a face doesn't really seem all that great. But Edge as a heel seems pretty damn cool. How did this happen? When I left, people were crying about what a waste Edge was while Randy Orton had achieved minor deity status. Loose Cannon seemingly rode the Orton bandwagon to a position of power on this forum...and now Tajiri is getting bigger pops (bigger than Orton, not Cannon. Everyone knows LC is gold on the mic). What did I miss? When did Orton get cheesy? 2) Kane being squashed by Gene Snitsky? There were no more Mcmahon family members left to kill his career? Cousin Jeb Mcmahon was busy? 3) Still lovin' this Shelton Benjamin kid....not sure how Maven somehow skipped ahead of him in the Raw Face Chain of Command...anyone? Why is Maven in the SS main event already...have I missed months of spectacular Maven action that the wrestling world waited years for? 4) The fitness infomercial character is genius. Just F'n genius. Can't wait for the heel based on the guy who sells one of those crazy food products. JR: BAHGAWD!BAHGAWD!HESPUSHING HIM FACEFIRST INTO THAT VAT OF WARM CHOCOLATE GOO!!!IT'S THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY FROM HELLLLLLLLL!!!! King: PUPPIES! 5) Saw a commercial for the next Smackdown PPV: With guys like John Cena, Kurt Angle, Eddie & Chavo, Rey Misterio and even RVD, two of the top singles slots are going to JBL (still?...seriously, still?????) and John Heidenwretched? Wow. Just......................wow. Any and all feedback would be appreciated.