Parody: WWE ROSTER CUTS.

[Loose Cannon]

Hey, I haven't done one of these in a while. I think it's time though.


WWE ROSTER CUTS


, Johnny Ace, Vince, HHH, Steph, Shane, Taker and JR all are sitting around a table in a pretty decent sized room


Vince: Alright Gentlemen, as you may or may not know.


HHH. Probably Not


Vince ......good one son. Well as you may Not know, we've been having some big money issues the past few months.


Steph



Vince: It seems I've been paying our superstars a little too much money



HHH and Taker


Vince: Well, here's my plan. We're going to make some roster cuts right now. We will go through some of your suggestions about who should be cut and then we will make our decisions.


Steph: You mean mine and Hunter's decision, right daddy?


Vince:


Shane:


Vince: Um Shane, is there a problem?.....Great, why don't you run and get everybody some coffee. Thanks kid.


*Shane storms out


Ace: Okay Vince, you want to start with the Heat and Velocity Rosters first?



Vince: The Who?


Taker and HHH:


JR: SMACKDOWN REBOUND KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Whole Room:


ACE: You know Vince, the two shows on the weekends that don't draw a lot of viewers.



Steph: Cancel both shows and release all those guys DADDY. YAYYYY:



Vince: HMMMMMM, Nah, not this time But some of these superstars on these so called "WWE SHOWS" will have to go.



HHH: Heyyyyyy UHHHHHH Vince UHHHHH?


Vince: Yes Son


HHH: Well UHHHHHH, Test UHHHHH, He's Just Not Cutting the Mustard UHHHHH. I think he needs to go UHHHHHHHH.



JR: BROKEN NECK... DAMM HIM TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Taker: Someone check JR's battery dammit.


Vince: Well son, he's got a broken neck. That might be a tad bit unethical to fire him.........



Wait, what am I saying here... Ethics TEST: YOU'RE FIRED hahahaha. That's 1



HHH Good Choice UHHHHHHHHH



Steph: Huuurayyyyyy for daddy



JR: DAMMIT, HE'S GOT A FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Taker:


Ace: Well Vince, since you're firing people who aren't even working cause of problems, Billy Gunn has got a drug problem. What do you think?


Vince: Well since we have a no drug policy around here and......



HHH



Vince: ....I can't really keep guys around that continue to abuse our system.....Billy Gunn, YOU'RE.......WAIT WAIT, I can't do it. Billy has been with the company for years.......


WAIT, WHO GIVES A DAM, YOU'RE FIRRRRRRRRED hahahaha That's 2


HHH: I saw A-Train popping pills yestersay.


VINCE: FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3



***Steph Claps


HHH


JR: HIP HOP HIPPO, DE-RAILER... NO NO, DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Taker: Hey, A-Train was my freind


TAKER: Oh yeah Well I hear Gail Kim and Nidia think Steph is a WHORE


VINCE: WHAT???? FIRRRRRRRREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THAT'S 5


HHH: DAMMIT TAKER, I wasn't finished with them yet


Steph: What Hunter?


HHH: Nothing baby


Taker


JR: NO GOOD JEZEBEL, GET HER AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!!!!!!!



ACE: .....UMMMMM, OOOOKAYYY. Well we haven't really eliminated anybody from eathier Heat or Velocity yet.


Vince: So, who the hell wrestlers on these shows Johnny?


ACE: Well we got........



*Chuck Palumbo walks in



Chuckie P: Hey guys, sorry to bother you. But I was just wanted your feedback on my new gimmick I debuted on HEAT THIS WEEK



VINCE: WHAT THE FUCK? YOU'RE FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEDD


HHH and Taker:



STEPH


JR: NATURAL BORN THRILLER CHUCK AND BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Palumbo It was Billy and Chuck


*Palumbo leaves.