Wrestling Quotes

**Kapoutman** · 11-08-2004, 01:08 AM

JR: "X-Pac might only be 222 pounds, but his heart weighs 300."
Lawler: "And if you could hit somebody with your heart, maybe he'd win once in a while."

"That's about as legitimate as a three-legged donkey...which as we all know is illegitimate because donkeys have four legs." - Lance Storm

"When he found out he was going to be on Nitro tonight, he said 'I'm so excited, I feel like I'm four feet tall.'" - Heenan about a Midget Tag Match

Lawler: "Helen Hart is the only person I know who has an autographed copy of the Bible. When Cain killed Abel, she was on the jury!"

11-08-2004, 01:08 AM	#22
Kapoutman Hockey Superstar Posts: 11,381	JR: "X-Pac might only be 222 pounds, but his heart weighs 300." Lawler: "And if you could hit somebody with your heart, maybe he'd win once in a while." "That's about as legitimate as a three-legged donkey...which as we all know is illegitimate because donkeys have four legs." - Lance Storm "When he found out he was going to be on Nitro tonight, he said 'I'm so excited, I feel like I'm four feet tall.'" - Heenan about a Midget Tag Match Lawler: "Helen Hart is the only person I know who has an autographed copy of the Bible. When Cain killed Abel, she was on the jury!"