RAW Captions [9-8-2004]

**Corkscrewed** · 11-11-2004, 12:50 AM

Things took a turn for the worst when Hunter's three Robo-Fly Assassin bots went awry and turned their sights on Batista.

This was certainly the most vicious HGA makeout scene in history.

As Batista cranks up his Andrea Bocceli solo for the 687th time, Orton begins to grow frustrated.

Unbeknownst to everyone, Steph had gained the power to become invisible as well, and she was feeling a little kinky.

OR

Slowly Descending Glass Ceiling Victim #01948

Chiota: "Geez, how the heck does he get those crosses so high?"

"HOW.... DARE... YOU SHOOT TACO BELL HOT SAUCE ALL OVER ME?!?!?!"

Shelton just loved it when he played Airplane with Tyson.

"I pity the FOO!!! ... yeah....
Whaddya mean that catchphrase's taken?"

The evil Trish Stratus basks in victory after stealing a swing set seat.

"Oh what's that baby waby? You want to go into the field as Brock Lesner?"
*seconds later*
Crowd: "Baby punter!" clap, clap, clap clap clap "Baby punter!"

Lady: "I know you! You're just Rico trying to sneak back into the company! And you even stole Y2J's HiLight Reel logo and stuck it in yours!!!
Simon:

HHH: "This is a stick up. I'm holding a gun."
Snitsky: "But that's a microphone!"
HHH: '"It's not my f... bad..."

Maria: "Wow! A symmetrical vase!"

Triple H: "Good show, ol' chap! What shall we do tonight?"
Batista: "Well, after the sparring, I was thinking of engaging one of your favorite games."
Triple H: "You mean haze the midcard?"
Batista: "That's it ol' boy!"
Triple H: "Brilliant!"
Batista: "Marvelous!"

Benoit: "Give.. me.. back.. my FURBY!!!!"

Batista: "Ew!!!!"
Edge: "What's Randy doing to them???"
Triple H: "And I thought Steph screamed like a banshe..."

11-11-2004, 12:50 AM	#1
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	RAW Captions [9-8-2004] Things took a turn for the worst when Hunter's three Robo-Fly Assassin bots went awry and turned their sights on Batista. This was certainly the most vicious HGA makeout scene in history. As Batista cranks up his Andrea Bocceli solo for the 687th time, Orton begins to grow frustrated. Unbeknownst to everyone, Steph had gained the power to become invisible as well, and she was feeling a little kinky. OR Slowly Descending Glass Ceiling Victim #01948 Chiota: "Geez, how the heck does he get those crosses so high?" "HOW.... DARE... YOU SHOOT TACO BELL HOT SAUCE ALL OVER ME?!?!?!" Shelton just loved it when he played Airplane with Tyson. "I pity the FOO!!! ... yeah.... Whaddya mean that catchphrase's taken?" The evil Trish Stratus basks in victory after stealing a swing set seat. "Oh what's that baby waby? You want to go into the field as Brock Lesner?" seconds later Crowd: "Baby punter!" clap, clap, clap clap clap "Baby punter!" Lady: "I know you! You're just Rico trying to sneak back into the company! And you even stole Y2J's HiLight Reel logo and stuck it in yours!!! Simon: HHH: "This is a stick up. I'm holding a gun." Snitsky: "But that's a microphone!" HHH: '"It's not my f... bad..." Maria: "Wow! A symmetrical vase!" Triple H: "Good show, ol' chap! What shall we do tonight?" Batista: "Well, after the sparring, I was thinking of engaging one of your favorite games." Triple H: "You mean haze the midcard?" Batista: "That's it ol' boy!" Triple H: "Brilliant!" Batista: "Marvelous!" Benoit: "Give.. me.. back.. my FURBY!!!!" Batista: "Ew!!!!" Edge: "What's Randy doing to them???" Triple H: "And I thought Steph screamed like a banshe..."