SmackDown! Captions: 11/11/04

[Gone Mad]

Torrie: Someone throw me an Austin related beverage... hehe!
Guys:


Santa's helper: Hey, HOW YOU DOIN' ?
Torrie: Oh my god, that poor, drunk elf!
Santa: Nah, that's just Frank the Tank.. and that guy that played Screech.
Screech: ZOINKS!


Trying to top the other gay marriage, Dawn and Mae's commitment cermony just failed horribly and immediately.


Mysterio reanacts the fight scene from the film 'Team America'.

Mysterio: YOU LOSE!


Ref: WOW! A Lionsault by Mysterio on top of the man who invented it!
Spike: Um, I'm not Jerich--
M. Bison (in the crowd): That had to be the worst Psycho Crusher ev--
Mysterio: It's not a P-- (looks at ref) Nick Carter?!
M. Bison: Wait, why the hell am I still here?!


Oh, that Mr. Magoo. Always walking into trouble.. and Eddie's dropkicks.


RVD: Let's fly away from here.
Eddie: Rob.. you've been smoking, haven't you?
RVD: No, we haven't been lifted up yet though... Damn your balloons, Abyss!
Abyss: ...... :foc:


In this photo, are there two tired hosses or a big oak tree?


Big Show does his best impression of Tara Reid at a party.

(God, is that joke gonna be so dated..)


Angle: WAH!
Show: Son, daddy is slowly losing normal brain functions.. please.. GET THE FUCK OFF MY BACK!


Ref (looking at both heads): Yup.. they DO look like a giant butt together.


Jindrak: Look what happen because of us!
Angle: Yeah! We cripple those who don't find us hip! Boy-ee!
Luther: Guys, he only just pulled a Nash. Shut u-- **QUAD!!!** AHHH!!

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