TS6's Ultimate 1000 post carnage!

**tucsonspeed6** · 12-16-2004, 01:32 PM

Welcome to TS6's Ultimate 1000 post carnage! (Batteries and wrestling relation included!!!!)

I wasn't sure if I'd have time for this. I wanted to do it next week, but since my last final is tonight, I should have time. No, I won't give any acceptance speeches, I won't thank all the wonderful people who helped my get here (but really, you're all wonderful, and thank you so much.) Instead, I'll just lay down the rules:

Give me the following: 1: A topic for a crappy Jeff Hardy poem; 2: Any random situation at all; and 3: A wrestler OTHER THAN HHH.

I will choose the one that I think will be the funnniest.

If I choose the poem, I'll dedicate a brand spanking new Jeff Poem personally to you.

If I choose the situation, I'll come up with the funniest way Lita could botch it.

If I choose the wrestler, I'll tell you how they have ruined the entire wrestling industry and held down so many talented individuals along the way.

!!!!!Also note that if you want, you can also post a wrestling related photo, and I'll caption it for you as a fun bonus!!!!!!

Rest assured that it may take some time for me to get back to you, and I may have to reply to several individuals at once, so be patient. After all, it did take me nearly 10 months to get this far...

Oh yeah, and if you could just REP the shit out of me, that'd be wonderful. I'd like to have a rep count of at least 20,000 by next tuesday, so I can have a one man invasion of the casual forums and annoy them with constant wrestling related comments until they bad rep me back to 5000 reps........

Have at you. I'll be back this afternoon.

12-16-2004, 01:32 PM	#1
tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	TS6's Ultimate 1000 post carnage! Welcome to TS6's Ultimate 1000 post carnage! (Batteries and wrestling relation included!!!!) I wasn't sure if I'd have time for this. I wanted to do it next week, but since my last final is tonight, I should have time. No, I won't give any acceptance speeches, I won't thank all the wonderful people who helped my get here (but really, you're all wonderful, and thank you so much.) Instead, I'll just lay down the rules: Give me the following: 1: A topic for a crappy Jeff Hardy poem; 2: Any random situation at all; and 3: A wrestler OTHER THAN HHH. I will choose the one that I think will be the funnniest. If I choose the poem, I'll dedicate a brand spanking new Jeff Poem personally to you. If I choose the situation, I'll come up with the funniest way Lita could botch it. If I choose the wrestler, I'll tell you how they have ruined the entire wrestling industry and held down so many talented individuals along the way. !!!!!Also note that if you want, you can also post a wrestling related photo, and I'll caption it for you as a fun bonus!!!!!! Rest assured that it may take some time for me to get back to you, and I may have to reply to several individuals at once, so be patient. After all, it did take me nearly 10 months to get this far... Oh yeah, and if you could just REP the shit out of me, that'd be wonderful. I'd like to have a rep count of at least 20,000 by next tuesday, so I can have a one man invasion of the casual forums and annoy them with constant wrestling related comments until they bad rep me back to 5000 reps........ Have at you. I'll be back this afternoon.