GAME: Wrestling Scenes from a Hat

**PorkSoda** · 12-23-2004, 12:19 PM

That Home Alone reference was hilarious

Scene: Everyone in the WWE locker room is standing behind a door. Suddenly, footsteps are heard. They have balloons set up, a huge cake, food stands, drinks, everything. Suddenly, the door opens.

Everyone: SURPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!!!!

Everyone notices that Lita is standing in the door, not Lesnar.

Vince: Just ignore her, its only Lita, its only Lita.

Lita: Yeah, only me, only me.

Lita enters the room, forgetting to close the door. Lita suddenly botches walking and falls down, everyone tends to help her up, as soon as this happenes, Lesnar enters. Shane sees Lesnar.

Shane: Oh hey...surprise.

Vince+Linda: SUrprise.

Angle+Big Show+Luther: SUrprise.

Lita: Surprise!

Vince: (In tears to Lita) We wasted the good surprise on yew!

(30 minutes later)

Lesnar: Vince, it was a great surprise, I was totally shocked!

12-23-2004, 12:19 PM	#11
PorkSoda Diabetes Coming To Getcha Posts: 6,826	That Home Alone reference was hilarious Scene: Everyone in the WWE locker room is standing behind a door. Suddenly, footsteps are heard. They have balloons set up, a huge cake, food stands, drinks, everything. Suddenly, the door opens. Everyone: SURPRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!!!! Everyone notices that Lita is standing in the door, not Lesnar. Vince: Just ignore her, its only Lita, its only Lita. Lita: Yeah, only me, only me. Lita enters the room, forgetting to close the door. Lita suddenly botches walking and falls down, everyone tends to help her up, as soon as this happenes, Lesnar enters. Shane sees Lesnar. Shane: Oh hey...surprise. Vince+Linda: SUrprise. Angle+Big Show+Luther: SUrprise. Lita: Surprise! Vince: (In tears to Lita) We wasted the good surprise on yew! (30 minutes later) Lesnar: Vince, it was a great surprise, I was totally shocked!