SMACKDOWN Captions: 12/30/04 !

[Gone Mad]

By the time you lower to the next picture, Cena will celebrate his victory in a staring contest against you.


Cena: Holly?? Did you play around with the French man again?
Holly: Probably... you know.. for the paying of dues and such... um, can I borrow some talent???


JBL: HA! People love losers! Just look at us!


Angle: WHADDYA MEAN BIG BAND MUSIC IS BACK ?!!!


Big Show: No! I am not doing a Tara Reid impression! ...Why do ya say that??


Signs that Spike is a light sleeper.


Spike: Sonovabitch! He was right! There's the Arc of the Covenant!


Booker is still learning how to play a RVD.


Learning numbers .... TO THE EXTREME!!


Just look at the big guy in the crowd. Now there's comedy!


Al Wilson makes his return to Smackdown....


Heidenreich: Damn you and your ellusive traps, webmasters at POETRY.COM!!


Wow.. these people take photos of every second, don't they?!


Heidenreich, the greatest Jack Nicholson impressionator.. ever.


DuPree: You know? Just lower me. I don't think there are nacho vendors here. Hey, TV's John Stamos!!


Cena: I'm the staring contest champ, biatch!


Angle: I don't care if your face looks like an ass, I will still beat yoo-- OH, GOD! I LOOKED DIRECTLY AT IT!!!


JBL (to himself): Damn.. ughh, why'd I eat all them ramen noodles and cheese and ear medicine???


JBL: And another thing.. tell Rhyno not to put glue on my tights again!!
Orlando: Umm... .. yeah.. ...


Girl with coat: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT STEVIE RICHARDS!!


Spike: Holy crap! I'm living on the edge.. of this picture, that is. Hahaha hee... I also like breathing gas fumes


Cole: CANADIAN DESTROYER! WOW!
Tazz:


Taker: ....... ha, you blinked.
Heidenreich: ..... no, there was a bug in my eye. I was trying to suffocate it.
Taker: Loser.
Heidenreich: Well, I am fueding with you.


M.Bison: Oh, forget it! They can have my move.. **mumblemumble**


And now Booker T knows not to get in a mosh pit with RVD.

end. I'm tired!!