SmackDown Captions: 1/20/05.

[Gone Mad]

"Haha, what can you do? I am Italian!


Carlito: You see, in this one, the cat, let's call him Garfield.. wants some lasagna. But the dog, otherwise known as Odie.. is going to tell their owner, Jon, about this. The cat then knocks the dog off the table and says "It's a living"! AHAHa!! ..... Can I get in your pants now?


Heiden: Ok, my new experimental film is entitled, "One Night with HeidenReich", and well, it's pretty much a solo project.. If you know what I mean.. hehe.. I mostly just read poetry and fall asleep watching A-Team in the movie. POETRY.COM!!!



HAHA!! Caption of the Month!! Do I even have to comment on it?


Trapped above the glass ceiling-- Another case of hunger. Eat Chocolate.


Mysterio: HEHE!! I HATE YOU, RVD... I hate you... sooo much...
Ref: Hey, less talk, more flying, Peter Pan!


Angle:Oh, crap, I did not kill that hooker. Don't look back, Kurt. Just don't look.. SHIT, Why didn't anyone tell me it was on the Titantron?! ..eep! **runs away!**


JBL: HAHA! Looks like Gary Coleman killing a hooker on the Titantron... (looks at Kurt) ..Wait..
Kurt: What ARE you talking about, Willis? **looks at Tron** SHIT, it's still there!


JBL: And now the ceramonial novelty cookie cutter.. Do you, Show, accept being turned into a duck-shaped cookie?

Show: Oh, dear God, no!


Jindrak (to Show): Wow! What a great trick! How did Papa Shango do that to you?
Basham: I heard Warrior faked it..
Jordan: That crazy bastard!


Ref: You're a homosexual, dawg!
Booker: Talk ...to the hand.. cause the face... ain't listeni..nng.. **death rattle**


They shouldn't have added a parking garage INSIDE of the arena.
Eddie: FREAKIN' HIGH BEAM BASTARDS!


The referee was impressed with Cena's impression of a teapot.


Cena: ALL---RIGHTY THEN!


Chavo: Look at me, I'm Tom Morello!! Never do what they told you!
Rey: My.. leg!!!!


Jordan: I want a handshake. :sad:


JBL was such a nice guy. Look, he is dedicating a song, just for Big Show.

JBL: I SAIDA HIP, HOP A HIBBY HIP HOP HOPPING AND U DON'T STOPPA ROCK TO THE BIGBLIPPITY BLAH!
Basham on the left: Eh, old white man can't rap!


Undertaker: Ladies and gentleman, DAVID BOWIE!!

end. man, I sucked!