The Other Predictions Thread Episode 2: The Royal Rumble

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Sorry about this getting in so late, but with the server messing up so much, it's hard to get in here to post this topic. Unfortunately, that doesn't give us much time to make predictions, and those of you who do get to this point may get booted before you can make any predictions. But anyway, here's the rules:

1: Anyone can join in, including tipsters.
2: Our scoring for this month will be as follows: 10 points for every correct winner of the beginning four matches. 5 points will be given for guessing how the finish goes for each of the first 4 matches. I'll only base this on "Clean (pin, etc)", "Cheating (including interferance)", "DQ", or "Submission" If you want to get more technical than that go ahead, but I won't award any more than 5 points for a correct response. The Royal Rumble match itself will be tough to call, so I'm awarding 25 points for the winner.

As a bonus, pick a number between 1 and 30. If you pick the correct number of the winner, you will get some "extra credit" of 10 points.

Hopefully Corndad will be able to come back to defend his title, but the server may not be so kind.

Here's the card:



Adam "You screwed me worse than Bret!" Copeland vs. Shawn "Get over it!" Michaels in a "Quarter so you can call somebody who gives a damn on a pole" match.



Old Turd vs. Green Turd in a "Don't eat where you shit, flush it down the casket first" match



John "I haven't had a clean victory in over a year!" Layfield vs. Paul "I'm lucky I can get my fat ass to the ring!" Wight vs. Kurt "Don't expect me to carry you two through the match, I've got three fused disks!" Angle in a Fatal Four Way (including the midget Bigshow ate before the match) for the WWE Championship



Paul "Don't forget, I'm still banging the boss' daughter!" Levesque vs. Randy "Hey, my naked picture can still draw $1.35 on E-bay!" Orton in a "But if I lose the title now after getting it back just three weeks ago, it'll lose value!" match for the World Heavyweight Championship.



The Loyal Fumble with the Sharks vs. the Jets. Featuring 29 WWE superstars and Johnathan Coachman as the Beaver.

Batista, Booker T, Charlie Haas, Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, Christian, Dan Puder, Eddie Guerrero, Edge, Gene Snitsky, Hardcore Holly, Jonathan Coachman, John Cena, Kane, Kenzo Suzuki, Luther Reigns, Mark Jindrak, Muhammad Hassan, Orlando Jordan, Paul London, Rene Dupree, Rey Mysterio, Ric Flair, Scotty 2 Hotty, Shawn Michaels, Shelton Benjamin, Simon Dean, The Hurricane, Viscera