SmackDown! Captions [1/15/04]

**FourFifty** · 01-17-2004, 12:23 AM

John Cena had to point out to Paul that there are still Hurricane fans out there.

Needless to say Paul attacked John Cena after this little rap.
�You�re head is shiny, you need the spray hair from a can!
But dawg, you�re bald spot is worse than Macho Man!�

Tajiri: Hey Nidia! You can�t see me!
Nidia: That�s NOT funny!!!
Jamie: (snickers)
Nidia: You better not be laughing at this Jamie!
Jamie: No way hunny! It was some guy in the front row!

The best part about being Jamie Noble is you can always tell Nidia that you�re not about to have sex on TV, but it�s the TV in the background.

(note- the next 3 are all one flowing caption)

Wonder twin powers, activate!

Scotty: Shape of a big Samoan who got over by rubbing his ass in other people�s faces and stealing Yokozuna�s finisher!
Rikishi: Form of a semi-washed up wrestler whose tag team partner was busted for drugs who never got over as a legitimate singles wrestler!

Scotty did not take too kindly Rikishi�s form�

Being a good, clean, honorable man, Charlie Hass takes it upon himself to start the SmackDown �Say No To Crack� campaign.

Eddie: So if Vince McMachon tries to go Sean O�Haire on me for getting over, he�ll have to speak with my lawyer!

Wow! Zack Gowen got a nice tan� but it burnt off some of his hair�

Get your own Chavo Action Figure, with Karate Chop action!

All Chavo had was one little speck of light� one little speck of hope� After his feud with Eddie, Chavo could only pray that he doesn�t get buried�

Poor Dawn� She can�t even do �I�m A Little Tea Pot� the right way.

Nunzio: Listen Palambo and Stamboli, in ECW, I was over! They didn�t burry the little guys!
Chuck: And look at ECW now� Oh, you can�t because it�s not here!
Nunzio: Shut up�

Chuck�s �Talk To The Hand� bit did not go over well with Nunzio.

01-17-2004, 12:23 AM	#19
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	John Cena had to point out to Paul that there are still Hurricane fans out there. Needless to say Paul attacked John Cena after this little rap. �You�re head is shiny, you need the spray hair from a can! But dawg, you�re bald spot is worse than Macho Man!� Tajiri: Hey Nidia! You can�t see me! Nidia: That�s NOT funny!!! Jamie: (snickers) Nidia: You better not be laughing at this Jamie! Jamie: No way hunny! It was some guy in the front row! The best part about being Jamie Noble is you can always tell Nidia that you�re not about to have sex on TV, but it�s the TV in the background. (note- the next 3 are all one flowing caption) Wonder twin powers, activate! Scotty: Shape of a big Samoan who got over by rubbing his ass in other people�s faces and stealing Yokozuna�s finisher! Rikishi: Form of a semi-washed up wrestler whose tag team partner was busted for drugs who never got over as a legitimate singles wrestler! Scotty did not take too kindly Rikishi�s form� Being a good, clean, honorable man, Charlie Hass takes it upon himself to start the SmackDown �Say No To Crack� campaign. Eddie: So if Vince McMachon tries to go Sean O�Haire on me for getting over, he�ll have to speak with my lawyer! Wow! Zack Gowen got a nice tan� but it burnt off some of his hair� Get your own Chavo Action Figure, with Karate Chop action! All Chavo had was one little speck of light� one little speck of hope� After his feud with Eddie, Chavo could only pray that he doesn�t get buried� Poor Dawn� She can�t even do �I�m A Little Tea Pot� the right way. Nunzio: Listen Palambo and Stamboli, in ECW, I was over! They didn�t burry the little guys! Chuck: And look at ECW now� Oh, you can�t because it�s not here! Nunzio: Shut up� Chuck�s �Talk To The Hand� bit did not go over well with Nunzio.