From The Eyes Of A Mother: Untold Stories From Wrestler's Mothers

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You know how the stereotypical Mother shares stories of their child of when he/her was a baby/child/teenager etc?

Yeah well I sorta stole this idea from LC. Pretend your a wrestlers mother, and retell stories from when your wrestling son/daughter/other was a fetus/baby/child/teen etc.


Childhood stories of Amy Dumas
as told by Rita Dumas
presented by A Rubber Chicken

A Rubber Chicken: Welcome back to Childhood Stories of Amy Dumas with her mother, Rita. Now Rita, tell me about her first day of school.

Rita: Well, like all kids, she didn't wanna leave kindergarten. But I told her that there comes a time in every girls life where they have to move on.

Chicken: But she still wasn't convinced, was she?

Rita: Well all 13 year old girls get cranky after a change.

Chicken: Did you say 13?

Rita: Yes well she wasn't all that bright in kindergarten. She got held back for failing in nap time. She just didn't fit in anywhere, from kindy right up to high school. She got picked on till she was 11.

Chicken: Yes, well kids can be so cruel.

Rita: Well, yeah, and it wasn't easy for her. She didn't learn how to walk until she was 14.

Chicken: Why was that?

Rita: Well everyone else at school could walk. I told her that if they're making fun of her, they're just jealous.

Chicken: But weren't you worried that she was 14 and not able to walk?

Rita: Initially I was, but I thought she would overcome it. She still has problems though, but that can be expected, since she can't tie her shoelaces.

Chicken: What do you think is the cause to these set-backs?

Rita: Well, I was dropped on my head at an early age, and my mother told me that was normal, so I did it as much as possibly to Amy to let her get the most out of life.

Chicken: Well thats all we have time for. Join us next week as we talk to Mrs LeVesque.