Return To Oz; HAHA, Holy Crap

**Loose Cannon** · 04-20-2005, 10:45 PM

LOL, what the fuck? Incredible. Has anyone ever seen this movie? I swear the whole movie was filmed while on some serious crack.

Basically it was the sequal to the Wizard of Oz like 30 years later. Yep, Dorthey is still the same age

I don't even know what to say here.

Instead of Tin Man and Lion as Dorthey's entourage, we get a fucking Moose, who has no arms, legs or body. Yea, I know. Oh yea, and his head falls off in the movie. LOL. We get a robot named Tic Tok

UNREAL. And to top off this Oz entourage, we get a guy with a Pumpkin head, who reminds me of the guy from a Nightmare Before Christmas movie. His name is Jack too. I don't know what else to say here.

Instead of the Wicked Witch, we get an evil Queen, who has about 30 different heads she wears.

And here's the Best Part. The flying monkeys have somehow transformed into these coked up insane circus freaks, who have wheels on thier arms and legs. They laugh like complete assholes too.

The Scarecrow, Lion and Tin Man make guest appearences though. Looking nothing like thier former selves of course.

WOW, just WOW. This whole movie is insane and I would recommend this thing just for a laugh.

04-20-2005, 10:45 PM	#1
Loose Cannon I'm all there is Posts: 31,811	Return To Oz; HAHA, Holy Crap LOL, what the fuck? Incredible. Has anyone ever seen this movie? I swear the whole movie was filmed while on some serious crack. Basically it was the sequal to the Wizard of Oz like 30 years later. Yep, Dorthey is still the same age I don't even know what to say here. Instead of Tin Man and Lion as Dorthey's entourage, we get a fucking Moose, who has no arms, legs or body. Yea, I know. Oh yea, and his head falls off in the movie. LOL. We get a robot named Tic Tok UNREAL. And to top off this Oz entourage, we get a guy with a Pumpkin head, who reminds me of the guy from a Nightmare Before Christmas movie. His name is Jack too. I don't know what else to say here. Instead of the Wicked Witch, we get an evil Queen, who has about 30 different heads she wears. And here's the Best Part. The flying monkeys have somehow transformed into these coked up insane circus freaks, who have wheels on thier arms and legs. They laugh like complete assholes too. The Scarecrow, Lion and Tin Man make guest appearences though. Looking nothing like thier former selves of course. WOW, just WOW. This whole movie is insane and I would recommend this thing just for a laugh.