What's next for Kane??

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Originally Posted by Always450 For the next 3 months I want Kane to be turned into a pussy. Let him cut a promo where he says "I am not a monster, I'm just a man." Have him come out to his old theme music without any lights or pyros. Have him Job to the likes of Maven and X-Pac, and he just doesn't care anymore. Have Edge or Lita talk to him, and tease him. They show him his "I'm just a man" promo, and then Kane SNAPS! Chokeslam Edge! Chokeslam Lita! Chokeslam the ref! Chokeslam face jobber! Chokeslam heel jobber! Chokeslam Eric! Chokeslam Vince! I'm talking chokeslams left and right. The audio from Kane's promo plays in the back, "I'm just a man." Chokeslam a diva! Chokeslam a heel! Every-fucking-one! Chokeslam the camera man! "Ha ha ha.... HA HA HA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I was wrong... WRONG! I'm a freak! I'm a MONSTER!" Next week he comes out to the highlight reel, or just an interview... "My Guest here tonight is--" *BOOM!!!!!!!!* The pyros go off, and his Finger 11 music plays, or maybe something harder but along the samelines. Maybe Korn or Disturbed can do it? I would say Lacuna Coil, but Kane doesn't seem like a Lacuna Coil kinda guy. Bury him, and then have him come back as a monster.

But that's just too logical though. It would never ever work because the WWE are all...IDIOTS!