WOWWWWWWWWWWwwww this is worse than that fucking Saturn commercial

[road doggy dogg]

You know that one Saturn commercial where the chick is like "My child was 3 weeks late. It felt like an eternity. At one point I felt like he was never coming out. That's why I bought a Saturn.", that is terrible right. Last night I saw an even worse one. It was fucking like:

"I am a basketball coach. It's more like I'm a leader who happens to coach sports as well. When I'm done I want my players to be better students, basketball players, and human beings. I take this totally seriously, blah blah blah." (looking like it's gonna be a hot Nike commercial or something)... then.. "That's why my card is American Express."


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I hate stupdi retarded commercials like that. Totally unrelated to anything. Like I mean that Saturn one is gay, but at least it's like "woo I care about my family, go Saturn." This one is just... wow. Totally retarded. Hate American Express now.