SmackDown Captions!

[FourFifty]

JBL: And in my next book, Why Liberals Suck, I point to them and say “you’re a homo!”


JBL: Phone home, he said? Phone home! He’s not an alien! Hell, he ain’t even Mexican!


As the internet fans rejoice, the mainstreams fans say “what the fuck?”


Stevie: Now THAT’S cool!


Meanie: Hey! A penny! I gotta pick it up!
JBL: Have you been hanging around that Haymen guy again?


It was going to be the Worm, but it ended up the beached whale.


Rosebud…


Proving once and for all that he is fearless, Chris Benoit attacks the spider that ate Booker T’s push head.


And all the boys in the back thought that it was a slang term for taking a poop when he told him “I gotta drop off Booker T in the ring.”


Eddie: yeah, you’re a homo, I’m pointing at you, yeah yeah yeah, can someone get me some iced tea now?


Eddie tried to reassure Rey that everything was going to be okay. The draft lotto is over.


Between Rey’s break dancing and Eddie’s tap, they were unstoppable!


Get your very own life sized and huggable Rey Mysterio wrestling buddy!


Ref: Get off his neck! Get off his neck!
Rey: *gack! Choke!* Eddie! Ease up!
Eddie: Glow in the dark cereal… that would be the best midnight snack ever…


Mercury knows it, Nitro thinks it, and Melina is totally oblivious to it. The only reasons why MNM were not released are on Melina’s chest.

(with serious props to MNM, I love this group, but I just wanted to say that)


It’s one thing to nosell, but it’s a whole new ballgame to fall asleep in the middle of a move.


Taker: That BETTER be your nose on my… oh, wait, it IS your nose.


One move he sells- The Vulcan Nerve Pinch


And right before Davari officially became a God
HALAYAIAYEAAAAYEYAOMGWTFYA
Davari: Damn it Hassan!


Masked Dudes: He’s going to be PISSED when he wakes up in the middle of the forest, without his heat!


Matt Morgan
Has a stuttering problem- Yes
A mid carder- Yes
A master Jedi- You bet your ass


Next week on SmackDown, JBL and Christian VS Batista and the ref strong enough to bench Christian!


Batista: Yay! I have my very own midcarder!
Xtian: THAT’S MAIN EVENTER IN TRAINING!!!


They were making plans for next Tuesday, until they remembered they were busy.


“Now the money in the bank contract was for a world heavyweight title shot, but the world title is not on SmackDown while Edge is still on Raw. Since Monday Night Raw had no jurisdiction on the WWE Heavyweight title what’ll happen to that storyline, but then again, the WWE’s writer’s memory span is a little bit longer than mi—I just pooed myself… where was I… OmFG! I @m such 1337! I haxXor u stoop1d noob!!!”


CROTCH GOBBLIN!


Forgive the look on his face- He’s not used to being away from HHH.





JBL: Didn’t you play “Fat Bastard” in that one movie?


Mercury: Dude, this coat is itchy….
Nitro: Quit complaining man, we’re damn lucky to be here!
Meliena: Be thankful you don’t have the Heartthrob’s gimmick.