I love gullible people. (spoilers pertaining to Raw...)

[Kane Knight]

ironraptor4: I think tpww is broke
ironraptor4: or not
Amaranth Eternal: yes. IT keeps going down.
ironraptor4: I wonder why
ironraptor4: just heard that Matt Hardy may have attacked
Amaranth Eternal: BEcause MAtt's back? The traffic just went through the roof.
ironraptor4: Edged on tv
ironraptor4: fucking hell...he is back!?
Amaranth Eternal: HE called Edge Adam
ironraptor4: GRAH!@
ironraptor4: well I'll watch my TViO after it's over and see
Amaranth Eternal: :-D
ironraptor4: now who's this Boogyman though
Amaranth Eternal: MAster's new gimmick
ironraptor4: ...................what?
Amaranth Eternal: Chris MAsters.
ironraptor4: why....a gimmiack change this early?>
ironraptor4: fuck that shit!
Amaranth Eternal: Well, his current gimmick is dead as of tonight.
ironraptor4: who broke it?
ironraptor4: so I can fast-forward through that section
Amaranth Eternal: LEsnar.
ironraptor4: ............................LESNAR'S ALSO BACK!?
Amaranth Eternal: Well YA, you were expecting?
ironraptor4: I dunno....big Vis?
Amaranth Eternal: Vis hasn't been on tonight. I think Lillian got a restraining order after he sat on her cat.
ironraptor4: lol
Amaranth Eternal: Naw. Lesnar's looking kinda dumpy though.
ironraptor4: bah
Amaranth Eternal: I'm sure he'll work it through.
ironraptor4: so we'll have a Master's/Lesnar fued?
ironraptor4: bullshit
ironraptor4: I want Lesnar/Batista
Amaranth Eternal: NAw. Lesnar's not gonna feud with the Boogeyman.
ironraptor4: good
ironraptor4: go back to Smackdown and fight with Batista a few times Lesnar
Amaranth Eternal: I don't know if they're gonna move him to SD or not. But they gotta egt rid of this new theme. Fucking nu-metal.
ironraptor4: go back to his old theme eh?
Amaranth Eternal: Exactly.
ironraptor4: ahh
Amaranth Eternal: They Batista'd it.
ironraptor4: but with Batista...it worked
Amaranth Eternal: The screaming on this one's fucking annoying.
ironraptor4: ahhh
Amaranth Eternal: It doesn't say "Brock."
ironraptor4: the old one did
ironraptor4: so Piper, Lesner, and now Hardy are all back
Amaranth Eternal: Yeah, but it's remixed...Or ruined, take your pick. Like they did with Batista or KAne, where they kept a lot of the song...Except Kane's works.
ironraptor4: so does Batista's
Amaranth Eternal: Meh. Sorta.
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I think I sold Lesnar's return pretty well.