Nash gets injured again....Twice in like 3 days (spoof)

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This is a spoof for his next injury. Sorry about the title. I had to find a way to draw you into this topic. Wow, I did something HHH does not do... Hope you all enjoy

Kevin: Um, guys, I kinda stabbed myself again.
Kevin's PR people: OK *pulls up prepared document in Microsoft Word along with the other 4000 PR releases describing an injury* Ok Kevin we are releasing it to the internet right now. Remember you were injured while making your new movie.
Kevin: Thank you. *As he turns around he tears his ACL.*
PR people: *pulls up new document as Nash is being loaded into an ambulance* rushes to Nash* OK your statement about your ACL is that you were trying out for a return to WWE when you tore your ACL when lifting Funaki over your head, but Funaki's weight made your knee buckle under the pressure of the weight.
Kevin: Do you think people will believe that?
PR: People will believe anything when it comes to Kevin Nash.