GAME: Wrestling Scenes from a Hat

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Originally Posted by loopydate VINCE: Hmm. Time to brush up on the classics. [He pulls down a hardcover copy of George Orwell's 1984.] VINCE: Let's see here. "We are at war with Eastasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia." Oh, say, that reminds me. [He presses his intercom button.] VINCE: Send in Matt Hardy. [The door opens.] MATT: Hi, Mister McMahon. Thanks for the-- VINCE: Listen, Matt, at the next pay-per-view, you're fighting Rob Conway in the ultimate grudge match. MATT: But I'm feuding with Edge. My grudge is with Adam for-- VINCE: You are feuding with Conway. You have always been feuding with Conway. MATT: No, I'm feuding w-- VINCE: Okay, that's it! Room 101! MATT: No! Not... VINCE: Oh, yes. [To intercom] Prepare the "Best of Jeff Hardy: The Promos" DVD.

I hate you yet I gave you rep. Bastard.