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10-27-2005, 02:34 PM
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Taller than Adam Cole
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 Kane, being ever so helpful, stops Show from sneezing.  What does the name of this pickup have in common with what a bunch of horny guys want to do with Stephanie?  Mick: give me my apple back! Steph and Carlito: KEEP AWAY, KEEP AWAY!  Mick: (to himself) and to think they drug me out of retirement again to do this...  Carlito really wanted to read the invisible comic book, but Mick wouldn't let him...  Hunter: DAMMIT! I knew I shouldn't have let you borrow my shirt! How the hell am I gonna get this ring around the collar?  The real reason why the Hurricane's gimmick was trashed: Hunter wanted to be a superhero.  Flair: Look out, it's a trip wire. One false step and it could kill us all!  Masters: Hey baby, wanna screw tonight. You can botch fidelity with Edge. Lita: *Botches Listening*  Rey's new foot fetish gimmick is ruined when Lita botches sucking his toe.  Victoria's breath is BRUTAL!  Victoria isn't happy to see that Mickey's ass looks even better than her's.  JR: (from home) ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!  Vastardikai: Why is she offering the pearls to Ms. Piggy? Hitchcock: I guess she got confused the term "Pearls Before Swine"  Vince: (to himself) I hope no one saw my Strawberry Shortcake belt buckle...  Cena fails miserably in his attempt to throw Kurt Angle at the fan's target.  No one cares to see Cena reenacts scenes from the Marine in the ring...  Mick points out a "Got Your Nose" gag that was more extreme than even Benoit's  Cena: ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Bischoff: (in pain from Cena's screaming) ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Angle: (unsure of what Bischoff and Cena are screaming about, so decided to go with the flow) ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  Both men reach for the last copy of the infamous "Count Fagula" tape.  Who knew that those flames can cause something similar to a sunburn?  Ref: How am I gonna limbo under this?  Cowboy Troy sings his newest hit.  The crowd's amazed by Stephanie's transparent wings making a rare appearance.  Steph: Dammit, he quit doing the gay Tomahawk chop...  Super Saiyan Edge gets attacked from behind.  Fan in Stripe shirt: (to himself) I'd love to give HER a pearl necklace...   Candice: I'm supposed to 69 Ashley now, but for some reason, I don't think this is right...  Lance got Taco-Neck syndrome from his last visit to Taco Bell. And Trevor is smelling the effects...  It's rare to see someone carrying Shawn Micheals. |
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