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He's Here
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LOL, WTF...
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/WWE
My favorite part: The WWE went psycho and shot half the roster. This was called the the contract release. 10+ superstars were killed (kayfabe). The reason they were "killed" was so they wouldn't go to TNA or something. ![]() |
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Resident drug enabler
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“You can't see me!”
~ John Cena on Himself “Yes I can” ~ Chuck Norris on John Cena |
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#3 |
Resident drug enabler
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Pretty lame overall though.
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The Year of the Bullet
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"At Wrestlemania XXX, the Monkey Fight Death Match ended in a no contest, which is complete bullocks. The guys at WWE were pissed off about losing the rights of being called the WWF to that crappy animal company, so at Craplash, the WWF title was on the line in a 6 man eskimo match between the Rock, Dave the Panda, John Cena, Flappers, Flipper & Hulk Hogan. Flipper got eliminated first by Hulk Hogan when he used his crappy leg drop move; Luckily (for us, at least), Hogan got his thrown through an igloo & he went head first into it. After some 26 years...FINALLY, HULKAMANIA IS DEAD. Dave the Panda used the P-500 on Flappers & trapped him in a net, so it was down to 3 men. The Rock quickly murdered John Cena with a pitchfork; that meant no more crappy rap albums. The Rock then made the panda submit with a sharpshooter. A crappy end to an otherwise good match."
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#5 |
The Year of the Bullet
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#6 |
Resident drug enabler
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“Wrestlemania aka Lawlers Syndrome is the best thing that is hapened to bear porn...i mean the WWF....”
~ Oscar Wilde on Wrestlemania |
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Resident drug enabler
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“KILLTACULAR!!!”
~ God on imminent death |
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#8 |
He's Here
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#9 |
Guest
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Downfall
Hogan is shit! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! |
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#10 |
Guest
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LOL, who did that?
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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Meh, I didn't laugh once and now feel cheated.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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I got a laugh out of the roster.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Should be a TPWW article on there.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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lol there is some hilarious shit on that site.
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Last of a Dying Forum
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""The Greatest Night in the History of Our Sport"
WCW commentator Tony Schiavone, on every show, would claim that almost every show was "the grestest night in the history of our sport". This was not simple over-hype, however. Tony Schiavone, being the great commentator and broadcast journalist that he is, took great strides in proving this. He personally interviewed every fan in attendance whether they thought it really was "the greatest night in the history of our sport", and 92.848591% of the time they would agree. Only when he had a majority of the fans to agree with this would he proclaim it. An overwhelming 100% of the fans in attendance the night David Arquette won the World Heavyweight Championship believed they had truly seen the greatest moment in the history of professional wrestling." LOL. |
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#16 |
yes. yes. yes.
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Someone has blatently RIPPED OFF my KHALI EAT CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION GET SHITS line.
Who wants to own up huh? Funny though. |
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#17 |
He's Here
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I wrote the Khali one and the "Greatest Night" one.
I owned up. ![]() |
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yes. yes. yes.
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Quote:
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Done. Feel feel to add to it/edit it/beat it with a stick.
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yes. yes. yes.
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Quote:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Matt_Boone |
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#21 |
That's Not My Name
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The idea that WCW stood for Winston Churchill Wrestling made me chuckle. That's about it, though.
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#22 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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I put up a Matt Boone section (under WWE), not an article.
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#23 |
emerge
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![]() nightmares for weeks god damn it. There should be a scary warning. |
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#24 |
yes. yes. yes.
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Someone has deleted the Matt Boone page. I suspect we have a mole on here who's alerted him to the situation.
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#25 |
He's Here
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Moley moley mole!
By the way, check the 'Common Duches" list under "Douche", you may be surprised in what you find. |
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