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...IN HD!!!!
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I feel so sorry for Kane
Credit: Wrestling Observer
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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God dammit, hasn't the poor man suffered enough?!?!?!
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Poor Funaki.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Why?
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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Damn it...thats exactly what I dont want to see...Kane Vs Henry
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...IN HD!!!!
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Hey Mister!
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Mark Henry rules, you guys.
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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He's Here
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I bet he interferes in the Kane/Khali match.
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Which is the same one I'm going to.
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He's Here
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Take a "Liability, thy name is Henry" sign.
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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No, too many people are stupid and won't get it.
Something like "Henry Injured My Dad" would go down better. |
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Get a poke on
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How about a sign that say I'm a Mark for Henry
Seriously though, what in the world does Vince see in this guy? He sucks. Probably won't get released until he injures someone Vince cares about. |
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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So Cena or HHH then?
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He's Here
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Get a poke on
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Yea but even though he continues to push bland big men, he has at least known when to give up. Mark Henry is never going to be as over as he was in the lower midcard with the joke gimmick of sexual chocolate. He's lame and floundering and will suck til the day he's released. Regardless.
So he should go the route of Heidenreich, Matt Morgan, Nathan Jones and the long list of bland unentertaining big men that Vince failed with. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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I think he has like a 10 year contract so they can't just fire him.
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Get a poke on
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Yes they can. It's not like he's gonna jump to the compettition and put Vince out of business. And if anything he should be put back in the Sexual Chocolate gimmick
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He's Here
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I'm pretty sure that contract came up last year and they renewed it.
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Angel Headed Hipster
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His 10 year contract expired like last year, I think. They re-signed him.
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Get a poke on
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wow
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It's a blood match!
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I think they signed him to a million per year deal back in 96 for 10 years, and the new deal is I think like 100,000 - 300,000...
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RIP SABU
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Poor Kane. He just takes all kinds of shit like it's nothing which is one of his admirable qualities, is that he just basically goes out to the ring and takes care of his business, and leaves, but what's the point of even keeping him around if all you're going to do with the guy is just have him feud with big man after big man? He's taken on Batista twice in his career, once when he was at 320 and Bats at 317, and then just recently when he was at 323 and Bats at 290. And now he's going up against Khali who's billed at 420, and if he does have to feud with Henry, that's REALLY going to plummet his credibility as even a mid-carder. All I'm saying I guess is that I'm glad I'm not in Kane's shoes, or otherwise I probably wouldn't have put up with all the crap he's had to endure over his career. I would've packed my bags long ago and split. But I guess he must figure as long as he's got a check coming to him every show, that it's all he's got for now...anywho....that's my thoughts personally on Kane.
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A Property of Matter
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Are they not going to make Kane/Khali a gimmick match? Ever since Kane's been bringing that hook to the ring I thought it would be either on a pole, or they would have a variation of a strap match. Moving Kane to Smackdown was cool at first, decent feud with MVP, but now he's just feuding with people Undertaker has gone over.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Actually, I hear Jesus wasn't fired, Cena snapped and shanked him. |
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No, Jesus was released because he wasn't over with Pilate.
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Well, Kane does his job and doesn't complain, so while I feel he deserves better, I'm not too sorry for him, because he doesn't seem to mind it himself.
If he goes on a rampage at the WWE Studios one day, though, then we'll know why. |
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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Do you think Kane will ever get a thank you world/heavywieght title run?
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He's Here
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Higher. Further. Faster.
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I guess it's better than Batista vs. Henry....but not by a lot.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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So fucking sexy.
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Better? Or just "Not Worse"?
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I love Kane but the poor guy cannot catch a break
until Henry breaks his arm |
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RIP SABU
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Hey Mister!
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People who think Mark Henry "rules" in turn are sexually attracted to Mae Young.
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I am a huge Kane mark, but these feuds with Khali and Mark Henry are doing nothing for nobody (all Khali sarcasm aside). Why can't they just have Mark Henry and Johnny Nitro dressed as women during the Lumberjill Match, to help Melina retain? I can't believe I just suggested that. Henry's last run was quite decent, but he doesn't have the charisma to be a major player. They should just have him become MVP's bodyguard, or something. As a second man, I could see him being quite tolerable. |
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