Ultimate Fighter 5..

[Rob]

Originally Posted by Stickman Missed this episode, how did the fight break out?

Marlon was drunk and was running his mouth about how he never tapped and how him and Wayne were tougher than Allan and Noah because they tapped. Noah is sober and is saying he never tapped because he actually wanted to use his arm in the future. Marlon said pussies tap and Noah replied that his fight lasted like 55 seconds so he jumped up and flipped the bench that Noah was sitting on.

Noah takes his shirt off and goes to throw down. The guys are running their mouths and Allan takes the role of Herb Dean or some shit. Marlon puts his jaw out and says he wants Noah to take the first shot. Noah is ready to go at all points. His jaw is still out so after about 20 seconsds, Noah nailed Marlon with a right hook and then tried to double leg him. Everyone called cheat shot. Everyone saying this is an idiot. Why? More on that later.

Brief scuffle. Noah tries to armbar Marlon who then tried to powerbomb him on a bed of stones (like garden decorations) and it breaks up. They go to throw down again and Noah nails him with a kick right kick. People call cheap shot. Bullshit! Why? More on that in a bit. Another scuffle and it breaks up. Noah goes to the patio and puts his hand out to shake and says call it a day now and finish it on the finale show. Marlon goes to shake his hand but instead hits him with kicks and punches. See the link for more.

On the subject of cheap shots. If you call someone out and then throw their seat which they are sitting on up in the air and then put your jaw out and dare that man to hit you, how the fuck is that a cheap shot? Noah gave him all the time in the world and all the warning in the world to put his defence up. Then he nailed him. Sorry but Marlon is the idiot here. No cheap shot.

Second "cheap shot" being the high kick. Sorry fuck that. It was in the middle of a fight. It wasn't over so Noah nailed him. This was immediately after Marlon just powerbombed him into a bed of rocks. That isn't cheap? Fuck off!

Marlon however fucking BLATANTLY cheap shotted Noah when Noah had his hand out to shake and call it for a day. If Marlon wanted to fight, he should have said. Fucking coward then proceeds to powerbomb him twice on concrete slabs. Both men had to go though. No excuses. Dana White was 100% in saying both men and Allan for egging it on were total embarrassments to MMA.

However, in saying all this, Nate Diaz had me in fucking tears laughing when he was talking about it after.