WWE RAW Captions [12-15-2003]

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Originally Posted by El Santo Forgetting his Tag Team belt at home, Batista embarassingly substitutes it with his pants belt. Needless to say, he had an awkward time keeping his pants on. Coach: "Mmmmm... yeah, Torrie, say my name... right there... oooohh, yeah.... who's your daddy?" Goldberg: "...." With his right arm transforming into an American flag and two tiny antennae sprouting out his head, Goldberg was going through one weird ass transformation. RVD: "Huh? Shoot me in the ass? But why, Shawn, why?" Guy on the left: "Please Mick, if you have to leave, use the door. It's there for a reason."

LMAO!!

Inspired by El Santo's caption:


So the truth to the storyline is revealed. After walking in on Coach jacking off, Goldberg was so traumatized he requested a month off to recuperate.