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Old 11-14-2007, 09:06 AM   #1
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John Cena, US champion.


John Cena, World Champion.


LLLLLLLEEEEEET's get ready to shut the fuck up!

You can make the "there is no noticeable difference" argument for Edge above, can you not? The apparent visible difference is insignificant, if present at all. But guess who's still on fucking steroids? The Gregory Helms argument was never really refuted, either--the changes aren't noticeable, but obviously, he still fucking did steroids. Just because the changes aren't totally wtf obvious doesn't mean it's not happening.

Am I saying Cena's on roids? No. I'm saying that it's absolutely fucking dense to call the idea "outlandish." It's not a crazy fucking concept--John Cena has progressively worked into a more and more demanding, time consuming schedule with little to no physical alterations in his physique, except for arguably getting bigger. This makes hardly any fucking sense.

Is it possible that John Cena is really some sort of Herculean hero who is willing to work a ridiculous schedule, be depended on as the forefront of the company week in and week out, make major appearances to promote his company and those of his sponsors/sign autographs etc., and still take the time out of his insane schedule to maintain the shape he had when he was still a pup in OVW, back when all he really had to do was show up to the same fucking venue once a week? Yeah, I guess it's possible.

Is it also possible that he's taking steroids? Short answer for a simpler scenario : Yes.

Now I'm going to wait for someone to tell me I chose bad pictures, or some other sissy bullshit.

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Old 11-14-2007, 11:47 AM   #2
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John Cena, US champion.


John Cena, World Champion.


LLLLLLLEEEEEET's get ready to shut the fuck up!

You can make the "there is no noticeable difference" argument for Edge above, can you not? The apparent visible difference is insignificant, if present at all. But guess who's still on fucking steroids? The Gregory Helms argument was never really refuted, either--the changes aren't noticeable, but obviously, he still fucking did steroids. Just because the changes aren't totally wtf obvious doesn't mean it's not happening.

Am I saying Cena's on roids? No. I'm saying that it's absolutely fucking dense to call the idea "outlandish." It's not a crazy fucking concept--John Cena has progressively worked into a more and more demanding, time consuming schedule with little to no physical alterations in his physique, except for arguably getting bigger. This makes hardly any fucking sense.

Is it possible that John Cena is really some sort of Herculean hero who is willing to work a ridiculous schedule, be depended on as the forefront of the company week in and week out, make major appearances to promote his company and those of his sponsors/sign autographs etc., and still take the time out of his insane schedule to maintain the shape he had when he was still a pup in OVW, back when all he really had to do was show up to the same fucking venue once a week? Yeah, I guess it's possible.

Is it also possible that he's taking steroids? Short answer for a simpler scenario : Yes.

Now I'm going to wait for someone to tell me I chose bad pictures, or some other sissy bullshit.
Dude are you on crack? Look at the definitive features of his torso. HE IS THE SAME SIZE! His neck, his arms, his forearms everything is the same size!

The only difference is that one photo is shot professionally with lighting from above casting shadow down over the muscles on his body and thus make them appear more defined. It's photography 101.

The photo has been toned and he has a better tan job. Apart from that he's the same size!

I'm not saying he hasn't taken steroids but... fuck!
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:48 PM   #3
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Now I'm going to wait for someone to tell me I chose bad pictures, or some other sissy bullshit.
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The only difference is that one photo is shot professionally with lighting from above casting shadow down over the muscles on his body and thus make them appear more defined. It's photography 101.
How kind of you to demonstrate. =] Instead of addressing anything I actually said, you seem to have just looked at the pictures. Yay, pictures! When I have more time, I'll be sure to Google some more fucking pictures--in ring this time, so I can demonstrate the difference in muscle definition without the "OMG, THEY USED DIFFERENT LIGHTING IN THIS PROMOTIONAL IMAGE VS THIS PROMOTIONAL IMAGE" argument.
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