RB's "if this happens" thread

[John la Rock]

Originally Posted by Rock Bottom If 'Taker comes back to 'Mania as the American Bad Ass, I will slit my knuckle and put salt on it. If Triple H wins, I fill fart into a cup, and then inhale it. If Pete Rose destroys Kane, I will burn off all of my pubes with my lighter. If the RAW 4-Way Tag Match doesn't eventually lead to a suicide, I will swallow a lit match. If Foley taps to the Figure-4 clean, I will stick a sock all the way inside my ass. If Hogan shows up and destroys them, then gets stunned by Austin, I will piss on a cloth and ring it out all over my face.