WWE RAW Captions [12-15-2003]

[Fryza]

Hunter: A toast! To having all the gold!
Batista: my foot...those gold orbs up there aren't ours...
Ric: Move your belt so I can see!
Orton: ..can we PLEASE just get this over with?! I feel like a nazi...



The ref watched in horror as Trish began the "Old-Wife-Whine" on Jericho who was pulling the "Deaf-Old-Man" routine on her.



Steiner lost his muscles....geez...



Jericho: I'm not a homo!



Foley: No, see Eric, JERICHO isn't the HOMO, YOU'RE A HOMO![/reviving old running gag]



Foley's evil plot was complete. He sucessfully stole Lesnar's Teletubbies to lure the champion to RAW.



Hardy: WTF, you're glued to the matt?!
Maven: Rhyno...I, I just didn't see him coming...



Goldberg, you asshole. Coach is laying there having a heart attack and you just stare at him.



You can see the pain in the face of Goldberg as he molds the flag as his arm.



Batista: DO. YOU. HEAR. THE. OCEAN?!
Micheals: *garggle*
Batista: UH DIE!



WTF?! Is Flair shoving HBK up his ass?!



Batista didn't know what to do. RVD was going for the spear, but screwed it up. Should he counter it?



It was going good, til Shawn gave the signal and the unseen hand went for the kill.



And today's letter is brought you by Trojan condoms....



Rico was worried. Heinenshmickal was supposed to run him into the corner ring post, but all Heininsteinberg could do was walk his way there..



Rico: FEEL MY WRATH!
Hienschwarzes: What are you DOING?!



Jericho: Okay...I'm sorry for dropping you on your neck...twice..and stealing your keys...five times...and...
Trish: Wait, when did all of this happen?



This is what happens when you don't pay your taxes.



Kane: I'M A MIME!
Jericho: wtf...



Foley: You're the worst wife-beater I've ever seen....but...uhhh...run with that!



That is one wicked ass arm Orton has there now..



Foley: Now, wait...was I wrestling the guy with the trunks or stripe shirt...



Eric: No, and here is the reasons WHY Hunter is better than the rest of the roster..



Orton: You're lucky I don't have enough oil in my arms, otherwise you wouldn't be able to see me!
Foley: I thought that that was supposed to be Cena's gimmick..



Now, Foley's task was at its highest. Where the hell did he park?

[QUOTE=Fryza]


Goldberg, you asshole. Coach is laying there having a heart attack and you just stare at him.




NICE

[Corkscrewed]

[QUOTE=Loose Cannon]

Originally Posted by Fryza Goldberg, you asshole. Coach is laying there having a heart attack and you just stare at him. NICE

...except someone did that bit already earlier up.

Originally Posted by Corkscrewed ...except someone did that bit already earlier up.

Oh yeah, sorry Moshingwrestlingfreak, your's was good too. However, Fryza gets more points for metioning the cause of Coach laying there