WWE RAW Captions [12-15-2003]

Originally Posted by loopydate FADE IN INT. LOCKER ROOM As we return from commercial, we find loopydate in his locker room on his cell phone. LOOPY: Yeah, I've got captions to do tonight, but I'm in no rush. Yeah, it's not like anything else is going to happen. I mean, hell, I'm in the Caption Crew! Suddenly, the door to the locker room is kicked open violently. Corkscrewed enters, holding an icepack to his head. CORK: Where the hell were you? LOOPY: (to phone) I'm going to call you back. He hangs up. LOOPY: What? CORK: Loose Cannon just laid my ass out with a chair in the ring and you didn't do anything for...like...three days! LOOPY: Wait, who hit you with a chair? CORK: Loose Cannon! LOOPY: I thought he was in the Crew. CORK: No. LOOPY: Is he the one that joined the STUPID NOOBs? CORK: No, he's the one who didn't take a side. LOOPY: Damn, it's getting harder and harder to tell people's gimmicks apart these days! CORK: You're telling me... --- Note: I'll do the whole caption thing tomorrow. It's been a strange week, so I apologize to all both of the people who read mine every week.

Fade Into Arena

Loose Cannon's music hits and out walks Cannon carrying El Santo's World Title that he stole from him last week after a brutal attack.

J.R. "Well what do you think this nut has to say this week King."

King. "I hope he apoligizes to El Santo and gives him back what is rightfully his."

J.R. "How can he do that King, Corkscrewed has buried El Santo alive and killed him remember."

King, "Oh we're actually continuing storylines from the week before?"

Cannon grabs the mic:

You know I've done a lot of thinking over the last week and I have come to a revelation. I've asked myself, who my enemies are right now and I've come to the conclusion that my only real enemies are the Stupid NOOBS. I know now that the Caption Crew were doing what was right in trying to eliminate all the Stupid NOOBS from the captioning world. So I am asking the Caption Crew to come out here so I can give this belt back to its rightful owner, Corkscrewed. Corkscrewed eliminated that Stupid NOOB, El Santo and for that he derserves the World Title. I also heard Loopy's comments before and he's right, it is getting harder to tell who's side everyone is on. So I am going to take a side once and for all and ask the Caption Crew if they want a new member, me

Caption Crew's music hits and out comes the three official members

J.R. "BAH GAWD King what a shocker. Loose Cannon is handing the World Title over to Corkscrewed and asking for a spot in the Crew.

King, "What will the Caption Crew do."